I'm going to attempt to report this as straight-faced as I can, no irony or snotty comments:
At 6:30 p.m. Wednesday, as you are enjoying your post-primary election glow, you can meet former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich at the Borders at 9887 Glades Rd. in Boca Raton, where he'll be signing copies of his book Real Change.
No word on who might actually want to do such a thing, but hey, it's free...
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