James Frey to rewrite Bible?

And in a related, and completely horrifying, note: The Guardian reports that James Frey - he who garnered the wrath of Oprah by making her look dumb for choosing the completely fictional A Million Little Pieces as one of her book club picks, even though it was her own fault for not realizing that book was badly written, dull and pretentious - is planning to write a third book of the Bible. In which Jesus performs gay marriages and lives with a prostitute.

It's just so cutting edge, I can't stand it. I mean it. I can't stand it already.

Comments

[Patrick]

Why is it that people do not know when to go away?

[SilviaC]

I'm looking at the calendar and it's not April 1. I can only assume that this story is true.

The scariest part isn't that he's writing additions to the Bible, it's that people will buy it!!

[Connie]

Well, one assumes it's a fictional version of the Bible (much like the one in Lamb!) Only I suspect Biff's version will entertain me more, if only because there isn't pretentious, annoying punctuation.

[Andy]

That is seriously awesome.

[bibliophile]

What does "a third book of the Bible" mean?