And in a related, and completely horrifying, note: The Guardian reports that James Frey - he who garnered the wrath of Oprah by making her look dumb for choosing the completely fictional A Million Little Pieces as one of her book club picks, even though it was her own fault for not realizing that book was badly written, dull and pretentious - is planning to write a third book of the Bible. In which Jesus performs gay marriages and lives with a prostitute.
It's just so cutting edge, I can't stand it. I mean it. I can't stand it already.