Things that fall into the category of so amusing I wish I'd thought of them, except for the part where I am too old to have thought of it:
Reports Galley Cat: Two college freshman, both 19, sold Twitterature: The World's Greatest Books, Now Presented in Twenty Tweets Or Less to Penguin.
At last, a way to read Moby-Dick. 140 characters, 20 tweets, even I can handle that.
Read the whole story here.