Annual Corporate Run Guide

If you plan to cheer on your co-workers Thursday, here's how to spot them among the sea of 20,000 in the Miami Mercedes-Benz Corporate Run:
• THE PEACOCK: She's showing off the spandex outfit that she couldn't wait to change into.
• THE COMPLAINER: He's hot, he's tired, he's sweaty, his feet ache . . . and everybody within earshot knows it.
• THE SMOKERS: They'll put on a good run. . .until they reach the bridge.
• MISS SUNSHINE: She's smiling and telling others, ‘You can do it!' while running up the bridge.
• ANGRY GUY: He'll get tired and stop running, then scream when someone bumps into him.
• CASUAL CRETIN: He'll show up in his work clothes and you won't even notice.
• THE HOARDER: She's the one carting off all the Gatorade, and she didn't even do the race.
• THE LOUD TALKER: Everyone speeds up to pass him, but (darn!) he's still ringing in their ears.
• THE INVISIBLE WORKER: He'll arrive late and quit before the race ends.
• THE PUSHOVER: Poor kid is the last guy to cross the finish line.