OK, I swear this is my last entertainment-related post today, but if you have even a passing interest in The Grammys, AKA that other show where celebrities spend three hours sucking up to one another, then you probably know that kiddie couple R&B singers Rihanna and Chris Brown mysteriously dropped out of the Grammy performance lineup in the 11th hour last night.
Turns out Brown was being investigated - he was later arrested and charged - for assault against Rihanna with a deadly weapon.
Aside from being a giant A-hole for beating on a woman - something that should never be done unless the woman is Kathy Bates and the setting is Misery - Chris Brown should Google Ike Turner and take a history lesson.
If this kid wants a career, he needs to publicly find Jesus and go to rehab ASAP...after he goes to jail if he really beat her, 'cause if he doesn't fix this now he's destined for a life of being the butt of Saturday Night Live skits, and performing free shows at town fairs and cheap shows in seedy Atlantic City casinos and tiny nightclubs.
If the Ike Turner story can't scare Brown straight, then he may as well start selling off his assets right now 'cause he'll need 'em to pay for all those Greyhound tickets, meals at Denny's, and rooms at Motel 6.