I shouldn't crack jokes, but I can't stand those infomercials, featuring that guy with the Popeye face, pitching the ShamWow shammy cloth.
Anyway, that guy, Vince Shlomi, 44, was in my backyard recently and got busted for punching a hooker.
That can't be good for the marketing of liquid absorbing cloths.




At least he had something with which to sop up the blood!
Posted by: Wavemancali | March 30, 2009 at 05:15 PM
His next gig will be to run for Congress.
Posted by: The CEO | March 30, 2009 at 05:26 PM
This is disturbing. I now no longer want a ShamWow. I was never that into the SlapChop, but the ShamWow? That's a piece of marvelous toweling.
Posted by: Melissa | March 30, 2009 at 06:17 PM
Wavemancali, ouch! But Vince shouldn't have any problem repackaging the Slapchop.
Monty, who, pray tell, would dare vote for a politician who has a past in beating hookers? Oh, nevermind.
Melissa, this incident gives new meaning to the "Slapchop." I'll never again hear that word, see Vince's face, and think of diced vegetables.
Posted by: James B. | March 30, 2009 at 06:44 PM
I just love your logic, James!
Posted by: Jeni Hill Ertmer | March 31, 2009 at 03:07 AM
Can you send a hooker over to Billy Mays please??
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Posted by: ɔıuʎɔıʇsɐɔɹɐs ǝɥʇ | March 31, 2009 at 06:24 PM
I guess the ShamWow isn't the only thing part of the commercial that sucks.
Posted by: Pamela | March 31, 2009 at 06:39 PM
HA!! I knew he looked sketchy!!
Posted by: claudia | April 01, 2009 at 11:32 AM