The Miami Dolphins have officially become the Springfield Isotopes, the baseball team from the elusive Springfield where TV's The Simpson's live.
The Isotopes play in a stadium named for Duff Beer.
The Dolphins now play in LandShark Stadium (Dolphin Stadium till last week), named for LandShark Beer.
Landshark is Jimmy Buffett's brew. I like Margaritaville as much as the next guy, but c'mon.
Yeah, I know the Milwaukee Brewers have Miller Park, and the Colorado Rockies have Coors Field.
But LandShark just doesn't seem right. Plus sharks and dolphins don't mix.
In the end, I don't know why I care, 'cause none of the rich folks who run or play for the Fins is sharing his wealth with me.