A woman from Poland is claiming her daughter was recently impregnated in a situation akin to immaculate conception, so she is suing the place where the apparent miracle took place.
Magdalena Kwiatkowska and her 13-year-old daughter recently vacationed in Egypt. When they returned home, the daughter told Kwiatkowska that she was pregnant. But Kwiatkowska says her daughter didn't meet boys on the trip, so the girl must've been the victim of "stray sperm" in the hotel pool.
That's right. Stray sperm.
I'm not sure whether I think this is an old-fashioned hustle, or if Kwiatkowska is just naive.
Maybe it's neither. But there's no way that kid is carrying Jesus or anything. Possibly the Antichrist.
Whatever. If the mom is right about the cause of her daughter's spermination, I'll never get in a hotel pool again.
Need I remind you? Stray sperm. They don't make hot enough showers for that.
Speaking of bodily fluids and swimming pools, when I was a little kid floundering about the neighborhood pool, there was an urban legend - at least I think it was just legend - that if you peed in the swimming pool you'd be caught 'cause there was invisible ink in the water that would have a chemical reaction with the urine, and create a cloud of black or blue ink around you.
If that ink pee thing wasn't legend and Kwiatkowska isn't a total headcase, you'd think they could put something in pools to alert other swimmers to "stray sperm."
Ha! I couldn't even write that last sentence with a straight face.