A goat in California broke into a strip club and tore the joint up. You'd think this would be good for lots of laughs, but it's so obvious I can't come up with anything. I was thinking about the goat's hours being cut, or the goat having too large a C-section scar, or maybe the goat having too many needle tracks on its fore-legs. But none of those quite cut it. So I give up.
Anyway, here's the full story. You're on your own to find an additional punchline.
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