Eldrick "Tiger" Woods, in the tradition of John Mellencamp AKA Johnny Cougar AKA John Cougar Mellencamp, and Sean "Diddy" Combs, known at various times in history as Sean "P. Diddy" Combs, Sean "Puff Daddy" Combs, and Sean "Puffy" Combs," has decided that his adulturous affairs - revealed to the public over the past six months - warrant a name change in keeping with his rehabilitative efforts.
Woods believes "Tiger" will be forever tied to the guy who cheated on his spouse. But he still likes big cats. So in compromise and considering his infidelity, he's decided that "Cheetah" would be a more appropriate nickname. That's right, Eldrick 'Cheetah' Woods.
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