Eldrick "Tiger" Woods, in the tradition of John Mellencamp AKA Johnny Cougar AKA John Cougar Mellencamp, and Sean "Diddy" Combs, known at various times in history as Sean "P. Diddy" Combs, Sean "Puff Daddy" Combs, and Sean "Puffy" Combs," has decided that his adulturous affairs - revealed to the public over the past six months - warrant a name change in keeping with his rehabilitative efforts.
Woods believes "Tiger" will be forever tied to the guy who cheated on his spouse. But he still likes big cats. So in compromise and considering his infidelity, he's decided that "Cheetah" would be a more appropriate nickname. That's right, Eldrick 'Cheetah' Woods.
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Now that was a shaggy cat story if I've ever heard one.
Posted by: heart in san francisco | April 01, 2010 at 10:05 PM
Ha! Thanks, Heart in San Fran. Mrs. B doesn't appreciate my April Fool's yarn.
Posted by: James B. | April 01, 2010 at 10:20 PM
The last thing Tiger needs going into the Masters is mistresses releasing more stuff let alone this ridiculous mannequin made completely out of Condoms.. haha yeah, someone is a genius…
Check out the picture of the Tiger Woods Condom mannequin @ http://www.lionsdenu.com/tiger-woods-mannequin-made-of-condoms/
Lol Tiger is screwed.. may win the masters.. but hes screwed
Posted by: Tim ALvine | April 02, 2010 at 01:44 AM
Thats the name I tagged him with about day two.
Posted by: Pamela | April 06, 2010 at 07:11 PM