No, I'm not calling you a loser. But your phone is.
If you can't stick to your New Year's resolutions to quit smoking, lose weight, get a job or get out of debt, then you can download ringtones to motivate you. And no, not all are the peppy rah-rah-rah-mommy-loves-you-and-you-can-do-it motivation. It's the feel-bad-about-yourself-for-being-a-loser-and-have-an-embarrassing-ringtone-until-you change-your-habits motivation.
Hear it for yourself at www.thumbplay.com/newyears