The ultimate reality show

Here's something for all the idiots who write me all the time quoting that Bruce Springsteen song about 57 channels and nothin' on. You want television with novelty and variety, something more than sitcoms and cop dramas? Well, here's your chance to watch Saddam Hussein's hanging on live TV without actually moving to Baghdad, where it's expected to be televised. Just sign up for a subscription at  JumpTV.com, an Internet site that carries live TV programming from 230 different stations in 65 countries. It's got the rights to all six Iraqi channels, plus Al Jazeera and Al Jazeera English, and subscriptions start as low as $9.95. Me, I'll just stick with my shallow, meaningless Friends reruns.