It occurs to me that you cheapskates who don't have HBO must wonder what all the fascination with The Sopranos is. Well, don't worry; it'll be coming soon to a broadcast TV station near you.
PS: My pal Kim Sartori at CBS Paramount demands she get a shout-out as the one who passed this item along to me. Silly me. I assumed she wouldn't want her bosses to know that she spends all day eating chocolates and browsing YouTube at her desk.