Sabre-tooth tigers? No, just critics

When it comes to picking the most despised pilot of the upcoming fall broadcast season among critics, it's no contest: everybody hates ABC's Cavemen, which expands those Geico commercials into a half-hour sitcom. (Personally, I think Fox's belligerant cop drama K-Ville is worse, but I'm in the distinct minority.) So when the producers of Cavemen showed up on the press tour, it was a little bit like a parade of baby seals entering a Canadian village: The clubs were swinging from all directions. Here's my story.