I'm calling it: brain in left-corner pocket

Remember Vito, Tony Soprano's gay capo who came to an end unfortunate even by the standards of The Sopranos? (It involved a pool cue, in case the Memorably Gruesome Deaths portion of your brain is still fully occupied with the sound that SUV made rolling over Phil Leotardo's skull.) The actor who played Vito, Joseph R. Gannascoli, markets a bunch of products -- cigars, sauces, olive oil -- under the brand "To Die For." And in a truly regrettable decision, he last year added a pool cue to the brand. The Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation, as my pal Steve Rothaus reports, is not amused.