'Flashpoint' renewed; non-Canadian world mourns

In the most startling TV news of the week, month and possibly year, CBS has renewed its dull-as-the-tundra-is-cold Canadian cop show. Flashpoint. Only thing I can figure out is that the show's viewers must have pulled a Jericho-style campaign and mailed several thousand cases of Moosehead and Labatt Blue to CBS programming boss Nina Tassler, who then renewed Flashpoint while half-ripped. Ha ha, I'm just kidding, Nina would never do that. She would have to have been fully ripped.