I know -- 257 channels and nothin' on ever since Tony walked into that black hole 18 months ago. But on Tuesday we finally get some relief when a 33-disc, 10-pound, $400 complete boxed set of The Sopranos goes on sale, just in time for Christmas if you have a special little psychopath you're shopping for.
Along with all 86 episodes, there are two DVDs of bonus features, including one that contains a sit-down dinner with the cast and crew. (No meatballs included, though.) There are also three soundtrack CDs including A3's version of Woke Up This Morning (the show's theme song) and Journey's Don't Stop Believin, the last song Tony played on the diner jukebox before he -- well, before he did whatever he did. There are even 16 scenes cut before broadcast and a 16-page episode guide. Basically, everything but Ralphie's head.