12 Men of Christmas (9 p.m. Saturday, Lifetime) -- On the day of her office Christmas party, Kristin Chenoweth loses her job, gets dumped by her fiance and flees to the badlands of Montana. But, honest, this is a comedy.
Sci-Fi Science: Physics of the Impossible (10 p.m. Tuesday, Science Channel) -- According to this documentary series hosted by Nobel Prize physicist Michio Kaku, one of these days you really might be able to hack somebody to pieces with a Star Wars light saber or blast them to ions with a Star Trek phaser.
Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura (10 p.m. Wednesday, truTV) -- According to this whack-job documentary series hosted by escaped Minnesota Gov. Jesse Ventura, forget ``one of these days.'' The government already has an invisible death-ray machine in Alaska! Sept. 11 was an inside job! Secret societies are plotting our doom! But remember, pro wrestling is real!
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