...you surely will be by the time you finish reading this post. The CW, alarmed that not everyone is aware it's launching the lamest show of the new broadcast season next week (that would be the searing drama that rips the lid off the corruption and bitchery of Memphis cheerleading, Hellcats) is promoting it with an attempt to break the Guinness World Record for largest cheerleading dance in a single place. It takes place this weekend in Frisco, Texas, with 1.7 zillion cheerleading squads from around the country. So, there goes your Labor Day weekend in Frisco.
