My idea for a reality show: How about if each week, some too-sexy-for-his-shirt pop star like Usher got up on stage to croon a backseat ballad, and hot fangirls in tight jeans came up and nuzzled him and then kicked him in the face? But damn it, I wasn't halfway through this post when I discovered that some greedy network suit had already ripped off my idea and even shot a pilot episode at Madison Square Garden! Watch for yourself -- you can all be witnesses in my lawsuit. If you don't feel like watching all the preliminary cuddling, fast-forward to about the 5:20 mark to see the excellent kung fu action.
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