Hallmark has just announced an adaptation of The Zombie Night Before Christmas, Clement C. Moore's little-known sequel to his classic poem that captures the mystery, magic and home-for-the-holidays warmth of a Christmas zombie attack. No confirmation yet that Wilfred Brimley will play Santa, Bruce Dern the brain-eating narrator, or Lindsey Lohan a voracious zombie slut. But talks are continuing.*
*Technically speaking, there's no confirmation that Hallmark plans to make this show at all. But I'd sure watch.