Eurocinema, the channel for people who like subtitles

When Sebastian Perioche arrived at Harvard to start work on his M.B.A. 12 years ago, he was shocked. Sebastien25_eurotv_mdy_abf Everybody in Paris had told him Boston was one of America's most cosmopolitan cities, but he could hardly find a theater screening the films of Claude Chabrol, Pedro Almódovar or any of the other European directors he liked so much.

"I used to always say to everybody, ‘With all these cable channels, there ought to be one where you could watch foreign film,' '' he recalls. "And they would say, ‘What a great idea!' '' Loversamantesposter Such a great idea that Perioche finally tried it himself. And now his video-on-demand brainchild Eurocinema is in 20 million homes and adding half a million more every month -- and doing it by defying practically all conventional wisdom about the tastes and habits of American television viewers.

The channel, headquartered in a Brickell Avenue high-rise, offers no movies in English, no movies that have won Oscars -- in fact, just about no movies that anybody in the United States has even heard of. In a day when everything in television is built around marketing, this seemingly perverse thirst for obscurity is nonetheless paying off. Read my full story from Sunday's Miami Herald.

David Carradine on dragons, martial-arts masters, and being an old hottie

Sonofthedragoncarradine When I talked to David Carradine last week while working on a story about how older TV stars are doing startlingly well right now despite working in a medium that's obsessed with finding younger viewers, he admitted the paradox has crossed his mind. He thought about it a great deal on the set of The Golden Boys, a film scheduled for release in the next few weeks in which the 71-year-old Carradine plays a romantic lead opposite Mariel Hemingway.

"I wonder, ‘Where's the appeal of this,' '' Carradine told me. "But it's been showed a couple of places now and it had a huge audience response. Somebody explained to me that the Baby Boomers are getting old, and they'd like to see a movie about themselves. They aren't that interested in seeing a movie about kids trying to get a date. The idea of a movie about an older man falling in love and getting married appeals to them."

That's fine in movies, where producers are simply trying to lure in anyone with the price of a ticket, as opposed to TV, where they have to please demographics-obsessed advertisers. But Carradine doesn't have any trouble getting TV roles, either. His latest, that of a martial-arts-trained zen master (does that ring any bells?), airs Wednesday night on the new Hallmark Movie Channel: Son Of The Dragon.

"It's a dream of a character," says Carradine. "I had not actually read the script when I said I was interested in doing it. They said ‘It's based on The Thief Of Baghdad and [chuckle] I knew what that was. I didn't think there was any hopes of me playing the Doug Fairbanks part, but it just sounded like the greatest idea."

Carradine plays a soldier who comes out of a peaceful retirement to stage a grand jewel theft that involves a series of cons and deceptions. Because he's playing a character playing a character, he deliberately hams it up, which Carradine says was a lot of fun.

"I get to overact, because I'm supposed to be acting, and that's something nobody has ever accused me of," he says. "Part of my mystique is I try never to let you catch me acting. That's what the critics always say, anyway -- that I'm reserved and quiet and holding back. To a certain extent, it's true, but they say it whether I'm playing an Oklahoma folksinger [Woody Guthrie in Bound For Glory] or the guy who started the Civil War [plantation owner Justin LaMotte in North And South] or a Chinese-American martial arts monk."

Kungfu That monk, Kwai Chang Caine, is the role that most resonates with Carradine's name. He was the lead character in Kung Fu, the smash hit ABC martial-arts Western that aired from 1972 to 1975. Carradine has revisited the character or his clones countless times in TV sequels, movies and most recently in a series of phonebook commercials.

The character's eternal fascination to audiences, Carradine thinks, is linked to the fact that the show went out on top. The decline that led to its cancellation was not in Nielsen ratings but in Carradine's interest.

"To be honest, I didn't know when I was doing the show that it was so popular," he recalls. "I was so busy -- I was working an enormous number of hours, living in a little cabin on a hill with no TV set, no newspaper or magazines. I didn't know the show was popular -- I hardly knew anything about anything at the time. In the final season, I guess, it was pointed out to me that we had been running in the top four Nielsen shows since the first episode.

"But I left anyway. I walked. I had had always intended to do Kung Fu for three years. They used to say that you do a TV show for one season, there's kind of a stigma attached -- you failed. You do it two years, you're a success. Three years, a hit. Four, you're rich; five, you own the studio. I thought to myself, a hungry fighter's a good fighter. I don't need to get rich; I don't need to play the same character for years. I want to do movies."

Warner Brothers, the studio that produced Kung Fu, and ABC, with aired it, made it easier for Carradine to leave by quarreling with him constantly.

"The network was using us as cannon fodder, placing Kung Fu before any show they wanted to push -- a show that was in trouble, a new show, whatever," he says. "They weren't treating it with the respect it deserved. So I called a meeting in my dressing room and told everybody, ‘Let's throw in the towel.' They did a nice job of wrapping it up -- he finds his long-lost brother and the story is over."

Carradine was determined to leave Kwai Chang Caine behind that he deliberately chose a karmic opposite for his character: the murderous, gladiatorial race-car driver Frankenstein in the cult flick Death Race 2000. "It didn't work," he laughs. "There is nothing I can do to wipe that guy out."

Liz Claman, NMIA

Lizclaman2So Liz Claman wasn't kidnapped by space aliens after all, unless Roger Ailes has some tentacles we don't know about. Claman, who mysteriously vanished from her anchor desk on CNBC's top-rated Morning Call this summer, popped up on the Fox Business Network Thursday afternoon. She'll be coanchoring (with David Asman) the FBN afternoon slot on weekdays from 2 to 5 p.m.

The Fox Business Network opens for -- well, business

New television channels usually launch with a blizzard of sneak peeks at their programming, but barely 24 hours before the Fox Business Network goes on the air, we don't know much more about it than the name. And even that, says Fox boss Roger Ailes, is too much.

''CNBC's got 90 million homes compared to our 30 million,'' he says of the entrenched rival whose turf he's invading. ``They've got a 17-year head start, they've got GE and Microsoft, they've got Dow Jones, the Wall Street Journal and a two-year warning that we're coming. They know the time and date we're going to hit the beach. We've got to hold a little something back.''

If war metaphors sprinkle Ailes' speech -- he also compares the network's launch to Pickett's Charge at Gettysburg, not exactly a felicitous metaphor -- it's because the decision to go after CNBC head-on is television's most audacious confrontation since Fox News took on CNN a decade ago. The Fox Business Network goes on the air at 5 a.m. Monday. Read the rest of the story from Sunday's Miami Herald.

Screens: TV the week of October 14

Fox Business Network (5 a.m. Monday) -- A new cable channel with 24-hour business news coverage launches this week.

Samantha Samantha Who? (9:30 p.m. Monday, ABC) -- Christina Applegate returns to television as Samantha Newly, an accident victim awaking from a coma who discovers that in pre-amnesiac life she was cheating on her boyfriend, a member of AA, and generally a total rhymes-with-witch. It may not sound like it, but this is a comedy -- a tartly funny one, about the getting the chance to hit the "replay'' button on your life.

Frontline: Cheney's Law (10 p.m. Tuesday, WPBT-PBS 2) -- Michael Kirk, who's been following the Bush administration's war policies and their collision with domestic civil liberties for Frontline since 9/11 (this is his 10th documentary), takes a look at Vice President Dick Cheney's attempt to get control of the Justice Department office that sets legal guidelines for the White House's power to detain, interrogate, torture, wiretap and spy in the war on terror.

Viva Laughlin (10 p.m. Thursday, CBS) -- In this bizarre murder mystery ripped off from the BBC -- willViva  they never forget about that damn tea? -- Nevada casino owners and their henchmen murder, rape, loot and generally run amok while occasionally breaking into song. Yes, it really is as weird as it sounds.

Miami: Reflections on the River (10 p.m. Thursday, WPBT-PBS 2) -- Seven short videos by University of Miami film students are bound together in a half-hour documentary on the history, life and culture of the river. Nobody breaks into song.

The Next Great American Band (8 p.m. Friday, Fox) -- No Simon, no Paula, no Randy, but probably multiple Sanjayas -- it's an American Idol for bands, with a whole new loopy and/or vicious cast of judges, led by an Australian brute named Ian "Dicko'' Dickson. If nothing else, it's a valuable reminder that the Brits (them again!) emptied the populations of their prisons into Australia.

Freaks (9:15 p.m. Friday, Turner Classic Movies) -- Not often seen on television, this 1932 Tod Browning film tells the story of circus sideshow freaks who band together against a beautiful but cruel trapeze artist. No special effects or prosthetics here; Browning searched the back tents of carnivals across America to find his cast. Banned in Britain and severely censored in America during its original release, Freaks is airing as part of a four-movie Browning minimarathon that includes Mark of the Vampire (1935), The Devil Doll (1936), London After Midnight (1927), The Unknown (1927) and Simon Cowell's Home Movies. (Made that one up.) (But I gave you the willies, didn't I?)

MyNetworkTV strikes back

My Aug. 20 post titled How far has MyNetworkTV fallen? has mobilized a small army of the network's folks to besiege me with anguished (though unfailingly polite) phone calls. They are particularly unhappy that I characterized their upcoming NFL Network: Total Access show as clip show that's "really just an hour-long prime-time infomercial for a cable channel."

While not denying that Total Access will contain segments from other NFL Network programs, they insist it will include original material and is a preview and analysis of the weekend's pro football games, not a sales pitch for the subscriber-challenged NFL Network. Anybody who loves football, they say, will love the show. Hmmm. I guess we'll see when the show kicks off on Sept. 8 at 9 p.m.

How far has MyNetworkTV fallen?

Still trying to emerge from the rubble of its failed attempt to entice Americans to watch an all-telenovela network, MyNetworkTV for the past several months has been a ragtag collection of reality shows and trash sports. Now it's going to air a program that's essentially a collection of previews and teases of a wildly under-subscribed cable network. On Sept. 8, MyNetworkTV debuts something called NFL Network: Total Access, an hour-long collection of clips from the NFL Network, the football league's channel that's faced stiff resistance from cable operators. It's really just an hour-long prime-time informercial for a cable channel.

MyNetworkTV was born to fill the desperate need for programming by all the broadcast stations left in the lurch when UPN and The WB merged last year. But it's hard for me to imagine they're going to stick with this kind of thing for long.

Three yards and a cloud of pixels

More evidence that, within a couple of years, high-definition TV will be the standard: The new college sports channel Big Ten Network, which goes live Aug. 30, will air 85 percent of its schedule or more in HD. Imagine how cool it would have been to see Woody Hayes slap that Clemson linebacker in HD.

Fox Business Network opens for business

The new Fox Business Network will go on the air Oct. 15 with 30 million subscribers -- nearly twice as many as Fox News had when it debuted 11 years ago. Fox News' business-news honcho Neil Cavuto will direct the channel's news coverage as well as appear on the air.

UPDATE:  Fox has already struck deals for the new channel to be carried on Time Warner, Charter Communications and Comcast cable systems, as well as Direct TV. (Talks are also underway at Cox Cable and Echostar, which owns the Dish TV satellite system.) "That's a huge launch," media analyst John Mansell, president of  the D.C.-based John Mansell Associates, told Bloomberg News. "It took the NFL two years to get to 40 million."

There may be more to come on the story this week. Fox boss Rupert Murdoch is still chasing a $5 billion deal to take over the Wall Street Journal, which could help turn the Fox Business Network into an instant behemoth -- not to mention provoking open combat with rival business net CNBC, which has a current deal with the Journal.   The channel would compete with Bloomberg LP, the parent of Bloomberg News.

   

Court adjourned

Say so long to Court TV. As of Jan. 1, it officially becomes truTV, a network devised entirely by the marketing whores and their hunchback assistants, the focus groups. Out: coverage of trials and the criminal justice system. In: shows about ski patrols and feuding neighbors, and psychobabble product-placement orgies hosted by Star Jones.

But don't worry, Court TV fans -- you won't be forgotten. "Tru" is the last three letters of "court," spelled backwards. You didn't get that? And even if you had, you wouldn't care? Well, you're just the kind of ingrates that marketers hate. Get with the program, or Time Warner will have you erased from the Book of Marketing Life.

Star Jones has been there a week, and already they're speaking in tongues

I have never met a marketer who didn't need to be clubbed like a baby seal, but the bunch at Time Warner really deserve a special place in Hell. They sent out a huge press release today saying they're changing the name of Court TV -- to what, they didn't mention -- in order to target "a highly coveted psychographic known as 'Real Engagers.' "

I'm not sure what a "psychographic" is, or a "Real Engager," either. But judging from the new programming the press release announced for Not Court TV Anymore, I'm guessing it may be marketingspeak for "irretrievable cretins." For instance, one of the new series, called Bounty Girls, is a reality show about "an elite team of female bounty hunters who use their brains and beauty to track down the most elusive criminals." Meanwhile, much of Court TV’s trial coverage is being banished to the Internet to make room for Star Jones and Nancy Grace. I'm thinking that if the Dish Network had known what was coming, it wouldn't have been so concerned about striking a deal to get Court TV back on its satellites last month.

So much for the all-novela network

MyNetworkTV, which went on the air last fall airing nothing but telenovelas, has caved to five months of bad ratings. On March 8 MyNetwork launches a new schedule with just two nights of novelas. The other four nights will be split by martial-arts tournaments and movies. It will be interesting to see if holding the novelas to just Tuesdays and Wednesdays might actually boost their ratings; one of the problems with running each one five nights a week was that it it effectively required viewers to give up everything else on television, not to mention pretty much their entire lives.

Kung-fu may find an audience, just as wrestling has on The CW. But the movies, I suspect, are not going to work very well. Recent movies -- that is, nearly anything made in the past 40 years -- have to be chopped up so badly to remove nudity, swearing and violence that they're rendered dull and often senseless on broadcast television. With so many uncensored cable movie channels -- not to mention the fact that 85 percent of American households have DVD players -- there's little reason to watch the Reader's Digest version of a movie on a broadcast network.

Listen to them, the children of the night, on 24-hour cable

Horror fans will get their own channel on March 1 when NBC launches a cable net called Frankenstein Chiller. Because NBC and Universal are now part of the same company, Chiller will have access to all Universal's old horror flicks, from Frankenstein and Dracula to Psycho and The Birds. (Not to mention The Munsters!) The trick to new channels is persuading cable operators to pick them up, but Chiller has already won a spot on Direct TV's satellites, a big step forward. NBC's Sleuth mystery channel, which debuted last year with a humdrum slate of 1970s and '80s cop/crime dramas, is already in 24 million homes.   

   

Look out, CNBC

For years, Fox News boss Roger Ailes -- the guy who invented NBC's business-news channel CNBC -- has been threatening to launch a Fox version. But it's always been held up by the difficulty of obtaining carriage agreements, that is, getting cable systems to agree to carry a new channel. But there are reports this week that Time Warner Cable has signed a deal for a Fox biz-news channel as part of a large agreement involving carriage of Fox News and other Fox networks. With Time Warner lined up, other cable deals will probably fall quickly into place, and CNBC will soon be facing some potent competition.

Another one bites the dust

The CW has quietly killed the only new drama it introduced this season. Runaway, a sort of family version of The Fugitive, was literally the least-watched prime time show on broadcast television with less than 2 million viewers. The network tried triage, moving the show from Monday to Sunday, but it didn't help.

Too bad; Runaway, with Donnie Wahlberg, Leslie Hope and Sarah Ramos, was a nifty little show that explored what being on the lam does to the dynamics of family life. Meanwhile, The CW's only new sitcom -- the perfectly awful The Game -- has been picked up for a full season. Sometimes you can make a pretty good case that what's wrong with American television is the viewers.

The movieless movie channel

The Reelzchannel, an oddly formulated network for movie fans, launches this evening at 6 p.m. It will go 24/7 with shows about movies, but no actual movies. For instance, there's Dailies, a kind of movie newscast with clips and stories about flicks new to theaters, DVD, pay-per-view or video on demand. The Directors is a behind-the-scenes look at moviemaking through interviews with the guys who actually do it. And Secret’s Out offers Leonard Maltin's picks of interesting but overlooked movies that you can see in theaters, on DVD or even on other television channels. In fact, they'd have to be on other channels because Reelzchannel itself won't screen any films.

The channel will supposedly be available in 28 million homes. That doesn't translate to a heck of a lot of cable systems, but you can find it on DirecTV channel 225 and Dish Network channel 299. Or watch on the web.  And if anybody mentions a screening of Making It, the brilliant 1971 film shot at my high school in New Mexico starring a future genius TV critic -- I'm the guy in the orange shirt in the back of the cafeteria scene, which most critics agreed was the key to the whole picture -- let me know.

 
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