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July 26, 2007

Pithy

I posted this some time last year, but someone sent it again and it's worth posting a second time:

HELP NEEDED ASAP: Please help!!!! After two long years of being on a waiting
list for a dog, we have been notified by breed rescue that, at long last,
our number has come up and ... WE ARE HAVING A PUPPY!!! We must get rid of
our children IMMEDIATELY because we just know how time consuming our new
little puppy is going to be and it just wouldn't be fair to the children.
Since our little puppy will be arriving on Monday we MUST place the children
up for adoption this weekend! They are described as: One male - His name is
Tommy, Caucasian (English/Irish mix), light blonde hair, blue eyes. Four
years old. Excellent disposition. He doesn't bite. Temperament tested. Does
have problems with peeing directly in the toilet. Has had chicken Pox and is
current on all shots. Tonsils have already been removed. Tommy eats
everything, is very clean, house trained & gets Along well with others. Does
not run with scissors and with a little training he should be able to read
soon. One female - Her name is Lexie, Caucasian (English/Irish mix),
Strawberry blonde hair, green eyes quite freckled. Two years old. Can be
surly at times. Non-biter, thumb sucker. Has been temperament tested but
needs a little attitude adjusting occasionally. She is current on all shots,
tonsils out, and is very healthy & can be affectionate. Gets along well with
other little girls & little boys but does not like to share her toys and
therefore would do best in a one child household. She is a very quick
learner and is currently working on her house training-shouldn' t take long
at all. We really do LOVE our children so much and want to do what's right
for them; that is why we contacted a rescue group. But we simply can no
longer keep them. Also, we are afraid that they may hurt our new puppy. I
hope you understand that ours is a UNIQUE situation and we have a real
emergency here!!! They MUST be placed into your rescue by Sunday night at
the latest or we will be forced to drop them off at the orphanage or along
some dark, country road. Our priority now has to be our new puppy.

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