This was posted on the newsroom's electronic bulletin board today, from someone in Miami's Design District:
This morning, I found an 8 month-to-1 yr old male golden retriever in very good health (good teeth, gums, hair, posture, etc) with an excellent disposition. I took him to the vet, and he was unable to find a microchip. So far, my post on Craigslist has only netted some well wishes, and the Miami shelter says they will put him down if he isn't adopted quickly. As such, I'm asking anyone if they can provide a home for a very, very sweet, pure-bred golden retriever. He hasn't responded to any names, and he kinda-maybe knows "Sit". Please, pass it on to whomever may be interested. Phil: 312.543.4030.