Spotted on Craig's List (and wryly amusing)

Dog owners need a new loving home. The people have lived with the dogs for 6 years but now the dogs need to move on and cannot take the owners with them because the female dog had puppies, and the male dog has allergies to people and their new landlord does not allow irresponsible pet owners who give up pets at the drop of a hat live at that site. So, if you can offer these two people a good home, email me, they need to be out or will call Miami Dade County Jail to pick them up. Thank you.