Time: 11:14 a.m.
Characters: Homeless man, Miami-Dade police officer, concerned citizen
Plot: With penis exposed and sun shining on him, homeless guy is peeing on the sidewalk on the north side of the courthouse.
The police officer walks by, pretends not to see the public urination, and trudges on toward court steps.
Concerned citizen rushes up to cop. "Officer, do you see that man? He has his penis out! He's going on the sidewalk!"
Officer presses on, says he has no time. "I gotta get to court. Sorry."