Cops say a perp fitting that description pulled up to a Dunkin' Donuts drive-thru in Lake Mary, a little north of Orlando, and ordered a coffee with cream Monday night.
When the clerk handed him the order, she saw he wasn't wearing pants.
"I think 'shocked' would be the proper term for it," Lake Mary Officer Kim Fuehrer said to reporters of the clerk's reaction.
Our favorite part of this story*, reported by NBC affiliate WESH in Orlando, is the suspect's description. (You may remember our previous discussions here about descriptions of crime suspects in the media.)
Police "are searching for a suspect who is bald, has no pants, and apparently likes coffee from Dunkin' Donuts."
*Thanks to Herald Copy Desk Chief Jeff Kleinman for the story alert.