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Naked, bald and caffeinated

Coffee Be on the lookout for a naked, bald man in a red Corvette with a cup o' joe at his side.

Cops say a perp fitting that description pulled up to a Dunkin' Donuts drive-thru in Lake Mary, a little north of Orlando, and ordered a coffee with cream Monday night. 

When the clerk handed him the order, she saw he wasn't wearing pants.

"I think 'shocked' would be the proper term for it," Lake Mary Officer Kim Fuehrer said to reporters of the clerk's reaction.

Our favorite part of this story*, reported by NBC affiliate WESH in Orlando, is the suspect's description. (You may remember our previous discussions here about descriptions of crime suspects in the media.)

Police "are searching for a suspect who is bald, has no pants, and apparently likes coffee from Dunkin' Donuts."

*Thanks to Herald Copy Desk Chief Jeff Kleinman for the story alert.

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RICK

WHILE THIS MAY SOUND COMICAL. I TAKE THINGS LIKE THIS SERIOUS, BECAUSE WHO KNOWS WITH THE RIGHT OPPORTUNITY. THIS MAN MIGHT COMMIT RAPE AND RAPE IS BY NO MEANS A LAUGHING MATTER. I HOPE TO GOD HE IS CAUGHT AND CAUGHT QUICKLY.

RICK

WHILE THIS MAY SOUND COMICAL. I TAKE THINGS LIKE THIS SERIOUS, BECAUSE WHO KNOWS WITH THE RIGHT OPPORTUNITY. THIS MAN MIGHT COMMIT RAPE AND RAPE IS BY NO MEANS A LAUGHING MATTER. I HOPE TO GOD HE IS CAUGHT AND CAUGHT QUICKLY.

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