The Telegraph brings us an odd story from England, where a 32-year-old man was arrested for "simulating a sex act'' with a lamppost.
The paper reports the February incident occured in front of children in Wiltshire, in the southwest of England.
The man was arrested on suspicion of outraging public decency before being released and then reinterviewed by police.
And he's not the only one.
Last week in London, a contractor working at a hospital was "caught on his knees'' with a Henry Hoover vacuum cleaner.
A security guard found the man, who -- get this -- claims he was cleaning his underwear.
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