First we had people smoking green crack on St. Patty's Day.
Now, Jacksonville cops have busted a man for selling fake crack to -- wait for it -- old people.
The Smoking Gun reports 22-year-old Hillman Arnold was arrested at the Golden Retreat Center, a senior-citizen community. He had been selling them "rocks" of stale bread for $5 a pop, trying to pass it off as crack.
Cops say Arnold had been peddling his yeasty wares at the senior center for two months to pay for his marijuana addiction.