Getting stoned out of their skull

Never thought the day would come that we credit Perez Hilton for breaking a crime scoop, but here we are.

Two Texas men and a juvie are accused of digging up a corpse, decapitating it and using the head as a pot-smoking device.

There are no good quotes from this short story, so we'll leave it to our editor for the final word on this dead-head bong:

"That shouldn't be allowed."