God arrested in coke sting near church
A man named God (not to be confused with a magician named Gob) was arrested in Tampa over the weekend, charged with delivery of cocaine near a church and a school.
Cops had been investigating God Lucky Howard (left) since April, according to this ABC Action News report. Undercover detectives picked him up on Saturday and charged him with selling drugs.
After arresting this man who apparently is neither godly nor lucky, officers searched his home and found 22 grams of coke and a scale.
Posted by Evan Benn at 07:49 AM on June 23, 2008 in Drugs | Permalink
There are certain names your parents shouldn't give you and you shouldn't call yourself! It just isn't proper to do so; and calling oneself God tops the list.
Posted by: Shakespeare | June 23, 2008 at 11:29 AM
A three month investigation netting 22 grams of cocaine.
Another big win for the War on Drugs.
w00t
Posted by: scurrilous | June 23, 2008 at 12:17 PM
He's an illusionist, Mr. Benn.
Posted by: Alan G. | June 23, 2008 at 12:43 PM
THIS MAN IS GOOD BUT HE SHOULD'VE QUITE ONCE HE GOT ALOT OF MONEY BUT THEY DIDN'T HE MADE A DUMB DECISION NEXT TIME YOU WILL KNOW...
Posted by: iiT'S ME | June 23, 2008 at 01:18 PM
Im God Actually
Posted by: God | June 24, 2008 at 12:34 PM
Thaco, you have been a very bad boy! Mommy is not happy with your behaviour, get over here and rub my feet, and then its a time out for you. You're grounded and I'm not buying you the Suite Life of Zach and Cody DVD
Posted by: Thaco's Mom | June 24, 2008 at 02:05 PM
WAT
Posted by: snowboard | June 24, 2008 at 02:06 PM
I am no longer the biggest e-mack in town.
Posted by: EK2.0 | June 24, 2008 at 02:34 PM
Ha guys
This drug bust was ridiculars
Posted by: 08's | June 24, 2008 at 02:38 PM
at least the bust wasn't on youtube :-(
Posted by: the claw | June 24, 2008 at 02:49 PM
LIBERAL BIAS!!!
Posted by: FinGirl | June 24, 2008 at 02:55 PM
Why don't you guys do a story about how much RHD hate goes on.
Posted by: janny the '08 | June 24, 2008 at 02:57 PM
"LOL"
Posted by: beyond.ca | June 24, 2008 at 02:58 PM
HA GUYS THIS IS RIDICULARS
Posted by: JRSC00LUDE | June 24, 2008 at 04:04 PM
BUSH! OIL! IRAQ! TRUST THE BBC!
Posted by: Toma | June 24, 2008 at 04:06 PM
Maybe needed the money for some grape drank and JDM goodies?
Posted by: TKRIS | June 24, 2008 at 04:15 PM
Food
Posted by: Kritafo | June 24, 2008 at 04:52 PM
you guys are pathetic! when will you think of MY children reading this nonsense! I'm going to have to get the PTA after all of you for brain washing their young minds! after that I will have to get every tasty asian food restaurant closed just to spite you all for your immaturities!
Posted by: Kritafo | June 24, 2008 at 05:20 PM
uhh is this thing on? hellloooo??????
Posted by: n00b | June 24, 2008 at 06:29 PM
USDM FTW JDM FTL! ;)
Posted by: Spoons | June 24, 2008 at 07:58 PM