As a former high school yearbook editor (what, you got a problem with that?), I classify this a crime:
A spell-check program botched a batch of students' names in a Middletown, Pa., school's yearbooks this year.
It changed Max Zupanovic to Max Supernova; Kathy Carbaugh became Kathy Airbag; Kayla Hrobak is Kayla Throwback; and Alessandra Ippolito is forever branded Alexandria Impolite.
Says the new Ms. Impolite: "It was kind of funny, but kind of rude at the same time."