We bring you an incident from the parking garage at the Bal Harbour Shops - where after a dispute over a parking space a woman whacked another with an orange Hermes Birkin bag.
Did we mention there is a waiting list for these bags?
The three-page police report details the parking lot squabble.
The victim was trying to pull into a parking space when a white BMW cut her off and nabbed the spot.
The woman got out to talk to the space stealer.
That's when a woman - possibly with a Russian accent - hit her across the face with the Birkin bag and exclaimed "I can do whatever I want, b----, I'm beautiful.''
A man carrying a large Louis Vuitton bag accompanied with the woman (who wore a black dress, black scarf and dark sunglasses).
After the two suspects went inside Neiman Marcus, where they were caught on security camera, making a purchase at the Louis Vuitton counter.
Police are still looking for the duo, and want to charge the woman with simple battery.
Thanks to editor Gail Epstein for the tip.