From the With Friends Like These, Who Needs Enemies Department:
Two California men are going to jail after pleading no contest last week to setting their friend's crotch on fire as a practical joke.
The victim, Elliot Tuleja, had passed out after drinking with buddies Matthew Pillars, 22, and Jack Keiffer, 19, when they poured cologne on Tuleja's groin area and lit his pants on fire, according to the San Luis Obispo Tribune. Tuleja suffered third-degree burns to his testicles and inner thighs.
Pillars was sentenced to two years in state prison; Keiffer will serve 45 days in county jail.
*Thanks to tipster C for the heads up.