It's cleaner than crawling through sewage

Hat tip to Neighbors Editor Carolyn Guniss for this little gem that will appear in Thursday's Northeast section:

A thief stole four Miami-Dade County Corrections Department uniforms and other clothes after breaking a window on a 2007 Nissan in the 14800 block of Northeast Seventh Court between 12:30 and 4 a.m. June 25. The stolen items were valued at $500. Damage was
estimated at $200.

Anybody else think an inmate might be receiving an extra-heavy package in the next week or so?