Man goes on business trip to a tropical destination.
Man goes to a strip club appropriately named "Sugar Daddy's."
Man walks out with a stripper, only to get shot seven times during a robbery attempt -- which the stripper herself helped set up, according to authorities.
OK, that's never happened to me, but it did happened to Carlos Franco, 41, of Texas, who was shot while visiting West Palm Beach last month.
Franco is now clinging to life in a Palm Beach County hospital.
The Palm Beach Post has the story.