Anyway, the weekend is upon us, and I'm gearing up for my annual Dave Matthews Band concert.
I'll be at the Cruzen/Sound Advice/Insert Corporate Sponsorship Here Amphitheatre Saturday night.
I'll be tailgating beforehand. If you want to grab a cold one, look for the guy on the top left.
Anyway, what does this have to do with crime?
Well, every time I go to a Dave show, my boss Casey Frank, a Chicagoan, brings up the time DMB's tour bus emptied its septic tank on the Kinzie Street bridge -- which has open grates.
The sightseers below were none too pleased.
See you next week.