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Tuesday's exotic dancer update

StrippercopYes, there's a bit of a theme here, but I know my readers.

And my readers want stripper news.

The latest is from Germany, where a woman's raucous 30th birthday got a little wilder when two men decked out in police uniforms knocked on the door.

The room full of ladies showered them with applause -- thinking they were Chippendales' finest.

Turns out, they were actual cops, called by neighbors to quiet the partiers down.

No arrests were made, but it reminds me of a great scene in a fantastic movie, L.A. Confidential.

Lana Turner: Get away from our table!

Ed Exley: Shut up! A hooker cut to look like Lana Turner is still a hooker.

Johnny Stompanato: Hey!

Ed Exley: She just looks like Lana Turner.

Jack Vincennes: She *is* Lana Turner.

Ed Exley: [stunned] What?

Jack Vincennes: She *is* Lana Turner.

[Lana throws a drink in Ed's face]


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