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'I will not vandalize other people's property'

Bartsimpsongenerator_6 Man, I'm lovin' this story from New Smyrna Beach this morning:

Two preteen girls vandalized the home of 87-year-old S. Truett Cathy (below left), he being the founder of Chick-fil-A, causing $30,000 worth of damage.

Eatmorechicken In an agreement Cathy worked out with the girls' parents, they won't be criminally charged if they complete the following:

-No TV or video games for an undisclosed period.

-Read a book.

-Write "I will not vandalize other people's property" 1,000 times.

1140_1217585913 Love that last part. How Simpsonian of you, Cathy.

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