Laurie Ann Lewis, a drama teacher in Cleveland, Texas, apparently tried to earn a little extra scratch with the world's oldest profession, according to the Houston Chronicle.
According to authorities, an undercover cop arrested Lewis at a hotel after the two met online.
Ready for the money quote? "She looks like your typical soccer mom. She's a very nice, quiet neighbor."
I played rec soccer as a kid. Don't think I ever saw anyone quite like her.