Been busy on hurricane duty, but this is too good not to share:
A burglar got caught...brown-handed...while trying to break into some pickup trucks in Tampa.
Lorenzo Knight, 22, tried to hide in a porta-potty when he saw one of the trucks' owners coming toward him, according to the St. Pete Times. But the p.o.'d owner heaved the portable toilet on its side, dumping "large amounts of human waste" on Knight.
That must've been a stinky ride in the police cruiser.
*Thanks to tipster Heidi for the heads-up.
sounds like he is deep in trouble. poor guy, probably a college kid majoring in science, right?? or is he someone that "society" has failed?
Posted by: menstral cramp | September 01, 2008 at 05:44 PM
he got what he deserved.. all criminals should get the same treatment
Posted by: milflover | September 01, 2008 at 06:30 PM
HA! I love this story! Maybe we should include this as part of all burglary cases.
Posted by: Gustav | September 01, 2008 at 07:02 PM
Isn't the guys name Ray Nagin? Visiting from New Orleans?
Posted by: menstral cramp | September 02, 2008 at 04:55 PM
you sure it wasn't najeh davenport?
Posted by: jones hodate | September 02, 2008 at 05:15 PM