A burglar got caught...brown-handed...while trying to break into some pickup trucks in Tampa.
Lorenzo Knight, 22, tried to hide in a porta-potty when he saw one of the trucks' owners coming toward him, according to the St. Pete Times. But the p.o.'d owner heaved the portable toilet on its side, dumping "large amounts of human waste" on Knight.
That must've been a stinky ride in the police cruiser.
*Thanks to tipster Heidi for the heads-up.