Miss Teen Louisiana Lindsey Evans managed a smile in her mugshot this weekend (top left), despite getting busted in what has to be one of the dumbest crimes in recent memory:
Evans, 18, and some friends skipped out on a $46 tab at a Bossier City, La., restaurant over the weekend, Fox reports. Apparently, beauty queens don't get a stipend for food.
Here's where the intelligence really breaks down: 1. Smartypants Evans left her purse at the restaurant. 2. She had weed in her purse. 3. She went back to the restaurant to retrieve the purse. Cops were waiting for her and her buddies.
Her reign ends in November. Pageant officials haven't said whether they will strip Evans of her crown because of her arrest.
*UPDATE: Evans has been de-crowned, 10 days shy of completing her duties.
"Lindsey Evans has been part of an organization that believes in opportunities when earned and consequences when warranted," Paula Miles, president of pageant sponsor RPM, said. "Due to recent circumstances, Lindsey has been relieved of her duties as Miss Louisiana Teen USA 2008 effective immediately."
George Prescott Bush/Lindsey Evans for President/Vice President (GOP) 2028.
*w00t*
Posted by: scurrilous | October 22, 2008 at 01:14 PM
can a governorship of a small state be far behind
Posted by: The | October 22, 2008 at 02:25 PM