Drunk finds warm bed -- in wrong home

There is rip-roarin' drunk, and then there's rip-roarin' drunk.

A 50-year-old Maryland man was the latter on Sept. 27.

A Montgomery County man -- who had lost his job three weeks earlier -- went on a bender that night.

Turns out, he got off the bus eight miles too early, and stumbled into a home that was not his.

The house belonged Bob and Joanne Breiner -- who returned home from dinner to find the guy sound asleep in their bed.

When police arrived, they shook him awake. His response, according to the Washington Post: "What are you doing in my house?"

They're not pressing charges, even though the man took something that didn't belong to him -- a crab cake from the family's fridge.