A 50-year-old Maryland man was the latter on Sept. 27.
A Montgomery County man -- who had lost his job three weeks earlier -- went on a bender that night.
Turns out, he got off the bus eight miles too early, and stumbled into a home that was not his.
The house belonged Bob and Joanne Breiner -- who returned home from dinner to find the guy sound asleep in their bed.
When police arrived, they shook him awake. His response, according to the Washington Post: "What are you doing in my house?"
They're not pressing charges, even though the man took something that didn't belong to him -- a crab cake from the family's fridge.