The latest comes from Osage, Iowa, where a man with a few too many in him thought it wise to get behind the wheel of a combine.
For those of you (like me) not familiar, a combine is “a machine that combines the tasks of harvesting, threshing and cleaning grain crops.”
Anyway, drinking and combining don’t mix, as this dude proves. After cruising through a few yards, he literally plowed into a garage.
His charges include third-degree theft and criminal mischief, both felonies.
Read the whole story from the Mitchell County Press-News.