Police outside Atlanta are searching for a perp who broke into a 26-year-old woman's home and stole exactly four items from her freezer:
-Chicken legs ($10)
-Pork ribs ($10)
-Ground beef ($10)
-Eros-brand personal lubricant ($40)
Two notable things here. First, I resisted the urge to use a MasterCard-esque "priceless" joke. And secondofly: Lube in the freezer?!? Really? Sounds p-p-p-painful.
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