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Foot Actually, I'm just having flashbacks to my summer of marching at police academy camp in Fort Indiantown Gap.

In Canada, it's actually the other way around.

Five severed feet -- four right, and on Monday, one left -- have washed up on British Columbia's shores since last August.

All of the feet were still inside their sneakers when retrieved.

The macabre mystery has captivated our friends to the north.

Cops are searching for the feet's rightful owners. They're hoping DNA tests will find a match.

In case you were curious, the most recently recovered foot was inside "basic Nike runner."

Murder suspect Googled 'How to kill with knife'

Entwistle Interesting stuff in today's Boston Globe -- even if you're not a Celtics fan.

You might remember a story two years back of a Massachusetts mother and her nine-month-old baby shot in their home.

Cops and prosecutors pointed the finger at Briton Neil Entwistle -- husband and father -- who flew back to England shortly after their murders.

Well, in either a damning piece of testimony or just one wild coincidence, Entwistle Googled "how to kill with a knife" four days before the murder.

As an aside, the suspect also had a taste for internet pornography.

In other news, I recently Googled "How to eat 17 double cheeseburgers in one sitting" but it was completely unrelated to a late-night trip to Mickey D's over the weekend.

Check out a video report here.

Hogan knows best: Am I sorry? Yes

Hogan_3 The Hulkster turned into the Spinmeister on Larry King Live Tuesday night.

The former North Bay Roader conducted his first interview since son Nick Bollea checked into the Big House for his role in a car wreck that left a buddy severely brain damaged.

Doing his best Tim Russert impersonation, Uncle Larry forced Hogan to listen to a conversation the man with the 24-inch pythons, brother, had with little Nicky in the pokey.

The younger Bollea had initially been put in isolation before jail officials mixed him in with the rest of the riff-raff.

To cheer his son up, Hogan fills his head with delicious visions of a new reality show – documenting his emotional release from jail – and called the crash victim “a negative person.”

On CNN, Hogan said he was "desperately trying to keep my son from unraveling" and apologized for his comments.

Watch the whole thing here.

O.J.'s world: Bull's eyes and dollar signs

Oj Thanks to reader and alert barfly Eric from Hollywood for alerting us to an impromptu radio interview O.J. Simpson gave Saturday night at the Kendall Ale House (left).

The Juice raps for a few minutes with 640 AM host Andy Slater about Big Brown's Triple Crown loss ("I'm a big racing fan," Simpson says, adding, "Of all the athletes, horses are the most delicate.") and the death of sportscaster Jim McKay ("He was always a gentleman.").

Then Slater tried to go from fluffy to edgy. I guess he remembered that Simpson, besides being a Hall of Fame athlete, is also out of jail on bail pending an armed robbery and kidnapping trial in Las Vegas next fall that could send him to prison for life if he's convicted.

"A lot of people are going to say, 'Why are you talking to O.J. about sports and horses and broadcasters?' " Slater said. "So, you're obviously going through a lot right now. What's up with all that?"

O.J., who has an uncanny ability to stay on-message, portrayed himself as a victim.

"I've had to accept that I'm a target for a lot of people," Simpson said. "I feel like I've got a bull's eye on my chest and a dollar sign on my back."

He went on to talk about how proud he is of raising two "productive, proper" kids who are both now in college. "If you're going to judge me by what I've done in the past 10 years, look at my kids," Simpson said. 

Listen to the whole Simpson interview here. ("I think he was a little buzzed," Eric writes.)

Murderous maniac boasted before killing spree

Knife Sick news out of Japan...

Tomohiro Kato, the man police say knifed seven people to death in Akihabara, a busy shopping town, telegraphed his acts online before carrying them out.

The first post that Kato pointed them to was logged at 5:21 a.m. Sunday on a mobile phone website and was titled, "I will kill people in Akihabara."

"I want to crash the vehicle and, if it is rendered useless, then I will use a knife. Goodbye everyone."

Seven hours later, he made true on his promise.

Now, there will inevitably be a rush to condemn police for missing this plan, but a little perspective is in order.

On MiamiHerald.com alone, hundreds of comments are posted by readers each day. While it's true that we have some oversight of the comments and readers have to register to post, it's tough to monitor every single utterance from the craziest of the crazies who use a message board as a their own private soapbox.

Pornographer convicted in Tampa

200pxmax8x10promo Federal jurors in Tampa today convicted California pornographer Paul Little (aka Max Hardcore, left) on 10 counts of distributing obscene materials on the Internet and through the mail.

To reach their verdict, the jurors had to view more than eight hours of graphic and sometimes violent porn films where the actors urinated and vomited on each other.

Little, 50, wept at the defense table after his conviction, according to the Tampa Tribune. His attorney vowed to appeal, saying Little's First Amendment rights had been ignored.

The jurors said it was difficult to decide whether Little's films violated their community's standards. In the end, they decided the videos were simply obscene and were not political expressions. The jurors also said they plan to write a book about the case.

Kimbo's SoBe slice

Kimbo Much ink has been given to rising mixed-martial arts star Kimbo Slice (aka Kevin Ferguson), as well it should.

The 34-year-old homegrown athlete from the 305 played football at Miami Palmetto before finding a growing MMA fanbase with online fight videos. He made his TV debut last weekend in a nationally televised fight he won against James "The Colossus" Thompson (Kimbo made the dude's ear bleed).

The Smoking Gun today pulled up a mugshot (left) from Kimbo's 2002 arrest in Miami Beach. Cops charged him with a gun charge and an open-container violation. The weapons charge was dropped, and Kimbo attended an alcohol-education course after pleading no contest to the other citation.

The Miami Herald's Dan Le Batard reports it was Kimbo's only violent brush with the law.

Tatum O'Neal hearts cops

Tatum There's nothing juicier than a child star gone bad (Paging Mr. Feldman, Mr. Corey Feldman), but even this cynic's heart goes out for Tatum O'Neal.

Put simply, the Bad News Bear has had one bad life.

She was molested as a child. She lived through being married to Johnny Mac. She did a lot of smack. She lost custody of her three kids.

And recently, she got busted for buying rock from a homeless dude.

Turns out, she's grateful for the arrest.

Our good friends at the New York Post have the scoop:

TATUM is saved! Tatum O'Neal - recovering wife, addict and actress - sounded relieved. And, dare I say it, happy.

"I'm still sober!" she announced to me, two hours after being sprung from a night in jail, rumpled but far more rested and relaxed than I might look after a warm shower and heavy doses of caffeine.

"Just when I was about to change that and wreck my life, the cops came and saved me!" Tatum crowed.

The Larry Craig Bobblefoot

Bobble Poor Larry Craig. You remember, the Idaho senator who was nipped in an undercover sting last summer while soliciting sex in a men's bathroom at the Minneapolis airport?

A Minnesota minor-league baseball team is making sure its fans don't forget Craig's "wide stance" (that was the excuse he gave officers during questioning: He wasn't tapping his foot to find a hookup in the next stall, he simply sits with a wide stance).

The first 2,500 fans to Sunday's St. Paul Saints game will get a free Larry Craig Bobblefoot (left). Not to be confused with a bobblehead, the Craig figurine depicts a bathroom stall with two little feet dangling below. Shake it around a little, and the spring-loaded feet start tapping away.

Craig

The Smoking Gun has more images of the bobblefoot and Craig's arrest report.

NBC says No O.J.

Twin NBC execs have shot down rumors that O.J. Simpson was in the running for a spot on an upcoming season of The Apprentice.

O.J. "has never been considered to join the cast," a network rep told reporters.

Oh well. Let's start a new rumor: O.J. and The Donald are in negotiations to star in a remake of Twins.

 
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