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Starks having a bad Memorial Day weekend

Randy Starks cannot be having a good Memorial Day weekend because he is spending part of it in jail.

The defensive end about to embark on his second Dolphins season was arrested on aggravated battery charges just after midnight Sunday morning for effectively using a Freightliner (a monster truck as you can see in the picture of a sister truck) as a weapon on South Beach.

Freightliner 

Unwisely, Starks allegedly used that weapon on a Miami Beach police officer.

Starks was obviously in party mode as he was driving his truck with a woman sitting on his lap.

The Dolphins know about Starks' arrest which pretty much rules out the possibility it might have been a case of mistaken identity.

"We were only recently made aware of the situation," Dolphins senior vice president of media relations Harvey Greene said. "Since we're still in the process of gathering information, we have no comment."

Starks is immediately subject to the NFL personal conduct policy. Under the policy, anyone merely arrested is required to "undergo consultation and additional counseling as required."

If Starks is convicted of his charge or pleads guilty to a lesser related charge, he would be subject to discipline as determined by Commissioner Roger Goodell. Such discipline can include a fine, suspension without pay or even banishment -- which obviously is the nuclear option not on the table here. Keep in mind these are stipulations for a first-time offense.

Second-time offenders must be suspended without pay and can be banished, as determined by the commissioner. 

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alright guys pickle fight at my house 7ish.

who is bungalito?? Mang

flameing kitz,

What kinda party do you like? I am not a big guy like most on here. I am 5' 6'' and 170lbs. Is that ok? I also bench press 170lbs five times too.

The AFC EAST CHAMPS,

Mr. B is hispanic or other he will not say. Are you black by any chance? I only ask cause you sound like it.

Dear Mr. GoPats

This was yesturday.

"soiled, try to keep in line here in football talk ,we have to let people talk football."

This is today

"What kinda party do you like? I am not a big guy like most on here. I am 5' 6'' and 170lbs. Is that ok? I also bench press 170lbs five times too."

Sounds like your auditioning for a girls pillow fight.

You sir are crippling my ability to talk Dolphin Football.


Soiled :)


post at 3.12 pm is a fake gopats.

mr soiled, is the car racing crap a sport ? how can you sit and watch cars speeding for more than 5 hours ?

p. now i know how you became a soiled since young age .

6'1" 235 Black with locks.Drive Tractor-Trailors. Played WR at a Division 2 Football School.Ran a 4.34 40 Kicked out for selling weed and a gun. Love life but not afraid of death.Loved football at the age of 5 when DOUG WILLIAMS played QB for the bucs.My father told me RON DAVENPORT wAS my uncle.So I became a FINS FAN.That was the year the REDSKINS DID us DIRTY in the SUPER BOWL.Found out he wasn't really my uncle but loved MARINO and now years later have to teach many who watched the game about the very little that I know.The funny thing is many people up here never played and think they know more than the coaches.

afc east champs, i love for you to tell and teach me all you can about dan ' who never won any thing " marino last game when you lost 62-6 to jacksonville.


AFC EAST CHUMPS,

You should have had the music "America America the beautiful" playing in the background when you wrote your post

Mr. Bunglito is 5' 8" and 165lbs. He is skilled the marshall arts as he calls it. He will still be scared of you.

AFC EAST CHAMPS, can you follow along...

skip dive what can I say I can't fit them all inside my oj so i just take half and bust them out and give the rest to....

Now complete the rest.

Dear Mr. Real Gopats


I do not condem those who call Nascar a sport.

I am a casual fan.

Drivers in Nascar must have 100% total concentration for a minimum 3hrs, no lapse's or there is a real posibilty of death or death to others.

Besides mental toughness and stamina they also have Team mates(Pit crew)that effect there outcome.

Watching Nascar on TV you dont get the sense of how realy fast they are going.

If you have never been to a live race you should give it a chance, it may supprise you.

Nascar my not be a sport in the classic sense.
But it is Dam sure competative entertainment.

Soiled :)

soiled, what if the driver wants to go the bathroom?
and why car racing is big with the red necks only ?

Dear Mr. Real Gopats

"soiled, what if the driver wants to go the bathroom?"

Thats a good question.

I believe they just use an empty beer bottle.

If its #2 I believe the drivers also wear adult diapers.

The cars are big to make up for a lack of penis size.


I love Nascar :)

Soiled :)

soiled sorry not mean red necks, I meant to say white trash type, lower IQ folks

soiled, post at 5;06 was fake from a red neck

Dear Mr. Real Gopats

No problem about the Rednecks, I know the type your talkin about.

When I was growing up in a large community of Mobile Homes we had a Redneck living across the ditch from us.

One day that Redneck asked my daddy if we could remove the abandoned cars on cinderblocks
and to cut our grass.

Well Daddy not having anything but a 3rd grade education didn't take to well to that mans request

Daddy hated that Redneck so much every night he would come home from the bar and throw his empty beer cans in his yard and then piss on his Handicapped license plates.

Anyhoo that Redneck had my daddy arrested so I know whatcha mean when you say Rednecks are bad.

Soiled :)

What a moron for every Pennington and JT there is a Randy Starks. I was proud to think we didnt have any idiots on the team. Why cant these people have a good time without involveing strangers espically the cops, thats not to say some of them cant be morons either ask Zac Thomas about that Texas cop.

guys it is almost six and i am still waiting on everybody to show up for the tickle fight later!!!!

Ok guys, just got off the phone with vince McMahon, hes sitting up a " last blogger typeing" Match between bunglito and roy, i can almost hear michael buffer announceing the match

Bunglito, What about your up coming match with roy? what will the out come be?

soiled,, i love red neck people for all they represent .

cuban, vick favotire 2 dogs name was johnny justice and barbeque .

if you give these 2 names to bunglito and roy , who would be who ?

Dear Mr. Real Gopats


After that Redneck had my daddy arrested Momma couldnt aford the rent anymore so we had to move back in to the abandoned school bus out at the old dump site.

Dam I hate Rednecks.

Soiled :)

Grow up Bunglito, you are so childish. I will not entertain your antics. You are a little lousy loser. I don't care if you are hispanice or white or black. You are garbage and I am outta here.

In a fight. I will put my money on roy. Bunglito's mouth is probably bigger than he is.

in a fight .i put my money on jacksin.he has bigger as roy

jacksin is a azzzzz like soiled bottom

mr, soiled bottom, please,i am having my dinner soon, if you have any thing to say, say it now before i start dinner at 6;30 to 7;30.please your ugly name is really a turn off

Bunglito,

How many times have people said that you speak like a retard with the azzzz talk. Let me correct you "jacksin is a azzzz" is wrong. It should say "jacksin is an azzzz" Go learn English correctly.

Every One needs to watch the W.W.E tonite to see the match of the year, its on the USA channel at 9 tonite, vegas is giving bunglito a 5 to 1 shot at beating roy, what are your guys thoughts? the menace is now taking Qs , so shoot a Q at the cuban.

Dear Mr. Flemingo

You are makeing a fool of yourself.
Jacksin is no where near the AZZZZZ I am.


Soiled :)

Is ay Vegas is wrong. roy is tough and has emotion on his side. Bung is a lot of hot air, probably scrawny. roy used to be a cop so he has that as a plus

Dear Mr. Sammy

Its good to see your eating again.(I thought you looked a little thin)

Have you thought of using a vomit bag ?

Soiled :)

kacksin, we should we call jackass starting today, it's nicer more cute

Dear Mr. Flemingo

Are you familiar with the term "No child left behind" ?

Its not to late.

Soiled :)

Once again the cuban menace has wasted a beautiful memorial me by posting more worthless crap and talking to himself on this blog. What a f'n social parasite and loser ! I know you don't have a job or a life . Dude , do you have any friends ?

Dear Mr. Cuban Menace

Is it true ?(Tears forming in my eyes)

Soiled :)(Now crying uncontrolably)

" LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.... ARE YOU READY?? I SAID ARE YOU READY TO RUUUMBLE?

" LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.... ARE YOU READY?? I SAID ARE YOU READY TO RUUUMBLE?

Look Everyone its the cross dressing hormorphidite M@@c, whats up hermy?

Menace this line is getting old...

Memorial Day Monday,

Cuban is a security guard for your info and he has many friends. He will beat you up fool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Menace ,

Think of some new lines for maarc. It is getting old

Jaskins, i thought 5 ft 3 in , 3in totally erect was new stuff... my bad, ill come up with some new stuff, how bout this, when m@@c has to go to the bathroom which one does he/she pick ??

what about my pickle fight?

Sun Sentinal is reporting increase pay in jake longs already large contract due to probowl incentives or other stuff he acomplished here is what the increase is . My question is how this affects the salary cap this year.

Mando explain.

2009 - $3.75 $6.5 M

2010 - $4.5 to $9M
2011 - $5.25 to $10M
2012 - $6 to 10M
2013 $6.75 to $10.75M

O.K LADIES I'm BACK!!!!!!!!

Watch out Roy! The challenge to fight is how Bunglito meets all of his boyfriends. He gets you all worked up and ready to fight, when you get angry and are concentrating on fighting is when he starts trying to grab your junk. Don't pin him on the ground, that is what he wants! Be careful, you are playing right into bunglito's plans.

GoPATSIE: MARINO is bu far the best to EVER do it.I agree that he didn't win a ring.And Sh=t ahellofalot of GREAT players didn't but they can still hold their heads up being as great as they are.Would KEVIN GARNET not be as good or great if he didn't win one. If LEBRON dosen't ever win one can still not be the best ever.GUESS what I'm getting at is these are TEAM sports.Get it TEAM.

THE AFC CHAMPS,
what D2 school did you play for?

Terminator was good saw it last night but....
Not better then Star Trek which has been my fave this summer.

Very tru ive seen go pats use the reverse choke hold, only to stab u in your lower body area with his groin.

AFC EAST CHAMPS,

You did not finish the rap somebody asked you to earlier in the post. Can you do it?

menace. How did you see terminator last night, when you wasting me last night, postiing worthless crap and talking to yourself. Stop the B.S you worthless troll.

Who do you guys think the girl is? Gopats or Bunglito?

I'm not a rapper

I think they are both the girl and like each others fists. What say you?

Day Or Night , just post as the transexual(after surgery) m@@c, or should i say marcia ? come on hermy, quit obsessing about the cuban's package, the menace dosnt swing that way brother(or should i say sister) (not that theres anything wrong with that)..

M@@c , how bout you stay on the sentinal where all the gays go to.(not that theres anything wrong with that)

man, if i wanted to talk to a ignorant gang of whiny b!t$%'s that would have been simple(girlfriend's friends) but no i came home for this, ha!


chacchito , is a trashy person and that means he's a pieace of sh....like his mama who left him in the side walk .

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