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Starks having a bad Memorial Day weekend

Randy Starks cannot be having a good Memorial Day weekend because he is spending part of it in jail.

The defensive end about to embark on his second Dolphins season was arrested on aggravated battery charges just after midnight Sunday morning for effectively using a Freightliner (a monster truck as you can see in the picture of a sister truck) as a weapon on South Beach.

Freightliner 

Unwisely, Starks allegedly used that weapon on a Miami Beach police officer.

Starks was obviously in party mode as he was driving his truck with a woman sitting on his lap.

The Dolphins know about Starks' arrest which pretty much rules out the possibility it might have been a case of mistaken identity.

"We were only recently made aware of the situation," Dolphins senior vice president of media relations Harvey Greene said. "Since we're still in the process of gathering information, we have no comment."

Starks is immediately subject to the NFL personal conduct policy. Under the policy, anyone merely arrested is required to "undergo consultation and additional counseling as required."

If Starks is convicted of his charge or pleads guilty to a lesser related charge, he would be subject to discipline as determined by Commissioner Roger Goodell. Such discipline can include a fine, suspension without pay or even banishment -- which obviously is the nuclear option not on the table here. Keep in mind these are stipulations for a first-time offense.

Second-time offenders must be suspended without pay and can be banished, as determined by the commissioner. 

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"DOWN GO'S ROY, DOWN GO'S ROY"

cuban,

I have a new name for you. "Jan Brady."

Let me explain,

this is because of two reasons.

1. All I ever hear from you now is "Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!"
2. You are gopats who is obsessed with all things Brady.

jacksin, is it true you are really guy ? if yes, how big your azzzzz ?

chitlito, is it true you are guy ? we know it's true, how big your azzzz ?

bunglito, I mean, Flemingo is very sensitive person

chanhito, are you gay or just trying to find your azzzzzz ?

jacksin,are you gay or you trying to find your azzzzz ?

im having trouble posting a chronic term describing most poster's how do you say (f.a.g.g.o.t)?

Oh Snap, Bungle pinned roy, vegas was right again, way to go bungle, you da man dog..

chanchito, is your mama from nicaragua and you father from harlem ?

are you gay with big azzzzz and small popo ?

Chanchito,

Gopats is the girl, not Bunglito.

oh yea azzzzzz , azzzzzz, azzzzzzz ha ha! i mean dude honestly is your 7 year old typing for your drunk azzzz?

Concheto, Maybe Your right, i might be obsessed with every thing brady....b.t.w Did You guys see what ole tommy boy sleeps with?? he sleeps with the gods.

Concheto, Maybe Your right, i might be obsessed with every thing brady....b.t.w Did You guys see what ole tommy boy sleeps with?? he sleeps with the gods.

Chanchito,

You are right, I believe gopats is either Menace or Mando. I have read all the dumb post from the start and noticed something. Why does the Menace always tell people I am leaving now. Like who cares, but it is to make you think he is gone when he is not. Then magically gopats apppears to post. Also gopats is always posting that a faker is posting. He seems to be only minutes away. Seems logical it could be Mando or Menace, someone who lives on this blog.

Jan,

I wouldn't call Bellicheat a god. A cheater, but not a god.

ace.....is in action, the sh....action he's known for, his mama from nicaragua

Chanchito,

Another thing is how can anyone be on this blog all the time to catch the faker. The two of them Menace and gopats like to use misdirection to an irate poster.

something is preventing me from abusing all you pipe touching, pole smokers, i guess you all ruined it. f jim kelly!

Jaksin, Hows the weather in the valley this evening, and did your family get the bar-be -que today?

what's with the comment feed? oh well, good night lady's yea, you know who you are.

menace, i do not live in the valley, im a thousand feet from the great lake erie. almost all my fam is dead. i mean if i had anything going do you think id be discussing it with you. however i do like you technique.

Ace, only blog as the cuban menace...

azzzz chuchito you nolike ballerzzz stomp bandito azzzz

let's change the topic , what if cuban tells us about his first love encounter with a woman and jacksin tell us his first love encounter with a woman also.
for ace ,he can tell us his first time he did bite a woman

well folks , I'm almost over and the cuban menace has has just wasted an entire beautiful me , by posting crap after crap and talking to himself. This no life, social parasite continues to be a worthless troll posting on this blog from his mommy's basement . CONGRATULATIONS! cuban menace for wasting your life and me .

what up with all these tattoos in the NBA, every one on the denver team looks covered totally with ugly tattoos.

ace, are you there my dear boy

Bunglito,

You azzz I was waiting for you to show up and you never did. Chicken shyt. I was sooooo ready to wup on that azzz of yours. Chicken where are you?

ace, are you there my dear boy

ROY,are you there boy

Roy. according to the cuban menace you got your ass kicked in. His post said you got pinned by mr bunglito and that vegas was right.

jakazzzzzkin menace pinned big time you azzz

Bunglito,

I am done with you. I know you are garbage. I will see you on the next blog. Loser

only the losers are awake,
jaksin , the toilet seat expert
ace the plumber
roy,the trailer gay
bunglito the guy
cuban, the stone

What is going on?

dan you forgot to add gopats to your list as gopats, the homosexual

only the losers are awake,
jaksin , the toilet seat expert
ace the plumber
roy,the trailer gay
bunglito the guy
cuban, the stone
gopats, the homosexual

ok guys, my boyfriend Randy Starks is getting mad at me b/c I am spending too much time on this blog...i gotta go before he slaps me around!

gopats toilet azzzz boyfriend beat roy azzzz big gai

ROy i just saw u coming out of kerry rhodes house, shut yo mouth... I will eat your children homie.

In the series 1, 1, 2, 6, 24, 120

what number comes next? C'mon. It's fairly straightforward. Don't be stupid.

I just found a picture of go pats i used a program to hack into his personal files.. Sorry go pats i had to do it here is pic with his moms and grandma.

http://www.muchosucko.com/show/mucho_family_reunion-56570

Nasty Nat u in class.

So quick to pass judgement prior to getting the whole story.....get a grip people....oh did I mention START HENNE THIS YEAR!!!!!!!

DONE IN MIAMI!!! STUPID!!!

Kid + Money = Moron

If you're an NFL or NBA player, staying out of South Beach on holiday weekends might be a good idea... Knowing what kind of attention these guys attract, they might be better served avoiding the entire mess... You just started this years OTAs and you play for one of the strictest regimes in the sport... Riding around in a paranoid police city with 13 people in your truck, including one on your lap, doesn't come off as too bright... You might just be the type of imbecile that asks for that type of trouble, and not worth the trouble yourself... How about he does this around New Year's Eve with the Dolphins in the playoffs...?

Nathaniel,

It is 720

i don't get why we would spend time commenting on something that so totally is NOT football related in a football thread. especially with such a promising draft and off-seaon. there's SO much to talk about. but instead, we all have these expert comments on something that NONE of us have any hope of at all of ever knowing the facts about. let's talk about pat white or the return of JT... or those stinkin' Jets.. now THAT would resemble football... unless we're talking about the Jet's game plan (joke!). GO FINS!

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