Randy Starks cannot be having a good Memorial Day weekend because he is spending part of it in jail.
The defensive end about to embark on his second Dolphins season was arrested on aggravated battery charges just after midnight Sunday morning for effectively using a Freightliner (a monster truck as you can see in the picture of a sister truck) as a weapon on South Beach.
Unwisely, Starks allegedly used that weapon on a Miami Beach police officer.
Starks was obviously in party mode as he was driving his truck with a woman sitting on his lap.
The Dolphins know about Starks' arrest which pretty much rules out the possibility it might have been a case of mistaken identity.
"We were only recently made aware of the situation," Dolphins senior vice president of media relations Harvey Greene said. "Since we're still in the process of gathering information, we have no comment."
Starks is immediately subject to the NFL personal conduct policy. Under the policy, anyone merely arrested is required to "undergo consultation and additional counseling as required."
If Starks is convicted of his charge or pleads guilty to a lesser related charge, he would be subject to discipline as determined by Commissioner Roger Goodell. Such discipline can include a fine, suspension without pay or even banishment -- which obviously is the nuclear option not on the table here. Keep in mind these are stipulations for a first-time offense.
Second-time offenders must be suspended without pay and can be banished, as determined by the commissioner.
"DOWN GO'S ROY, DOWN GO'S ROY"
Posted by: HOWARD COSELL | May 25, 2009 at 09:39 PM
cuban,
I have a new name for you. "Jan Brady."
Let me explain,
this is because of two reasons.
1. All I ever hear from you now is "Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!"
2. You are gopats who is obsessed with all things Brady.
Posted by: chanchito de ranchito | May 25, 2009 at 09:41 PM
jacksin, is it true you are really guy ? if yes, how big your azzzzz ?
chitlito, is it true you are guy ? we know it's true, how big your azzzz ?
Posted by: flemingo | May 25, 2009 at 09:41 PM
bunglito, I mean, Flemingo is very sensitive person
Posted by: chanchito de ranchito | May 25, 2009 at 09:42 PM
chanhito, are you gay or just trying to find your azzzzzz ?
jacksin,are you gay or you trying to find your azzzzz ?
Posted by: fire | May 25, 2009 at 09:44 PM
im having trouble posting a chronic term describing most poster's how do you say (f.a.g.g.o.t)?
Posted by: jaksin | May 25, 2009 at 09:47 PM
Oh Snap, Bungle pinned roy, vegas was right again, way to go bungle, you da man dog..
Posted by: cuban menace | May 25, 2009 at 09:47 PM
chanchito, is your mama from nicaragua and you father from harlem ?
are you gay with big azzzzz and small popo ?
Posted by: fire | May 25, 2009 at 09:48 PM
Chanchito,
Gopats is the girl, not Bunglito.
Posted by: Ace | May 25, 2009 at 09:54 PM
oh yea azzzzzz , azzzzzz, azzzzzzz ha ha! i mean dude honestly is your 7 year old typing for your drunk azzzz?
Posted by: jaksin | May 25, 2009 at 09:55 PM
Concheto, Maybe Your right, i might be obsessed with every thing brady....b.t.w Did You guys see what ole tommy boy sleeps with?? he sleeps with the gods.
Posted by: cuban menace | May 25, 2009 at 09:56 PM
Concheto, Maybe Your right, i might be obsessed with every thing brady....b.t.w Did You guys see what ole tommy boy sleeps with?? he sleeps with the gods.
Posted by: cuban menace | May 25, 2009 at 09:58 PM
Chanchito,
You are right, I believe gopats is either Menace or Mando. I have read all the dumb post from the start and noticed something. Why does the Menace always tell people I am leaving now. Like who cares, but it is to make you think he is gone when he is not. Then magically gopats apppears to post. Also gopats is always posting that a faker is posting. He seems to be only minutes away. Seems logical it could be Mando or Menace, someone who lives on this blog.
Posted by: Ace | May 25, 2009 at 10:00 PM
Jan,
I wouldn't call Bellicheat a god. A cheater, but not a god.
Posted by: chanchito de ranchito | May 25, 2009 at 10:01 PM
ace.....is in action, the sh....action he's known for, his mama from nicaragua
Posted by: fire | May 25, 2009 at 10:02 PM
Chanchito,
Another thing is how can anyone be on this blog all the time to catch the faker. The two of them Menace and gopats like to use misdirection to an irate poster.
Posted by: Ace | May 25, 2009 at 10:03 PM
something is preventing me from abusing all you pipe touching, pole smokers, i guess you all ruined it. f jim kelly!
Posted by: jaksin | May 25, 2009 at 10:05 PM
Jaksin, Hows the weather in the valley this evening, and did your family get the bar-be -que today?
Posted by: cuban menace | May 25, 2009 at 10:10 PM
what's with the comment feed? oh well, good night lady's yea, you know who you are.
Posted by: jaksin | May 25, 2009 at 10:17 PM
menace, i do not live in the valley, im a thousand feet from the great lake erie. almost all my fam is dead. i mean if i had anything going do you think id be discussing it with you. however i do like you technique.
Posted by: jaksin | May 25, 2009 at 10:30 PM
Ace, only blog as the cuban menace...
Posted by: cuban menace | May 25, 2009 at 10:34 PM
azzzz chuchito you nolike ballerzzz stomp bandito azzzz
Posted by: chronic poster | May 25, 2009 at 10:42 PM
let's change the topic , what if cuban tells us about his first love encounter with a woman and jacksin tell us his first love encounter with a woman also.
for ace ,he can tell us his first time he did bite a woman
Posted by: Gopats | May 25, 2009 at 11:14 PM
well folks , I'm almost over and the cuban menace has has just wasted an entire beautiful me , by posting crap after crap and talking to himself. This no life, social parasite continues to be a worthless troll posting on this blog from his mommy's basement . CONGRATULATIONS! cuban menace for wasting your life and me .
Posted by: Memorial day weekend | May 25, 2009 at 11:17 PM
what up with all these tattoos in the NBA, every one on the denver team looks covered totally with ugly tattoos.
Posted by: Gopats | May 25, 2009 at 11:23 PM
ace, are you there my dear boy
Posted by: sin | May 25, 2009 at 11:37 PM
Bunglito,
You azzz I was waiting for you to show up and you never did. Chicken shyt. I was sooooo ready to wup on that azzz of yours. Chicken where are you?
Posted by: roy | May 25, 2009 at 11:52 PM
ace, are you there my dear boy
Posted by: Gopats | May 25, 2009 at 11:59 PM
ROY,are you there boy
Posted by: Ace | May 26, 2009 at 12:02 AM
Roy. according to the cuban menace you got your ass kicked in. His post said you got pinned by mr bunglito and that vegas was right.
Posted by: jaksin | May 26, 2009 at 12:03 AM
jakazzzzzkin menace pinned big time you azzz
Posted by: chronic poster | May 26, 2009 at 12:06 AM
Bunglito,
I am done with you. I know you are garbage. I will see you on the next blog. Loser
Posted by: roy | May 26, 2009 at 12:13 AM
only the losers are awake,
jaksin , the toilet seat expert
ace the plumber
roy,the trailer gay
bunglito the guy
cuban, the stone
Posted by: dan | May 26, 2009 at 12:15 AM
What is going on?
Posted by: jaskin | May 26, 2009 at 12:36 AM
dan you forgot to add gopats to your list as gopats, the homosexual
Posted by: jaskin | May 26, 2009 at 12:38 AM
only the losers are awake,
jaksin , the toilet seat expert
ace the plumber
roy,the trailer gay
bunglito the guy
cuban, the stone
gopats, the homosexual
Posted by: dan | May 26, 2009 at 12:39 AM
ok guys, my boyfriend Randy Starks is getting mad at me b/c I am spending too much time on this blog...i gotta go before he slaps me around!
Posted by: Mr Bunglito | May 26, 2009 at 08:11 AM
gopats toilet azzzz boyfriend beat roy azzzz big gai
Posted by: chronic poster | May 26, 2009 at 08:31 AM
ROy i just saw u coming out of kerry rhodes house, shut yo mouth... I will eat your children homie.
Posted by: jet in lube | May 26, 2009 at 10:02 AM
In the series 1, 1, 2, 6, 24, 120
what number comes next? C'mon. It's fairly straightforward. Don't be stupid.
Posted by: Nathaniel Dodsworth | May 26, 2009 at 10:05 AM
I just found a picture of go pats i used a program to hack into his personal files.. Sorry go pats i had to do it here is pic with his moms and grandma.
http://www.muchosucko.com/show/mucho_family_reunion-56570
Posted by: jet in lube | May 26, 2009 at 10:07 AM
Nasty Nat u in class.
Posted by: jet in lube | May 26, 2009 at 10:17 AM
So quick to pass judgement prior to getting the whole story.....get a grip people....oh did I mention START HENNE THIS YEAR!!!!!!!
Posted by: LakeCityfan | May 26, 2009 at 02:23 PM
DONE IN MIAMI!!! STUPID!!!
Posted by: keithmiller | May 26, 2009 at 02:40 PM
Kid + Money = Moron
Posted by: Bobaloo | May 26, 2009 at 04:57 PM
If you're an NFL or NBA player, staying out of South Beach on holiday weekends might be a good idea... Knowing what kind of attention these guys attract, they might be better served avoiding the entire mess... You just started this years OTAs and you play for one of the strictest regimes in the sport... Riding around in a paranoid police city with 13 people in your truck, including one on your lap, doesn't come off as too bright... You might just be the type of imbecile that asks for that type of trouble, and not worth the trouble yourself... How about he does this around New Year's Eve with the Dolphins in the playoffs...?
Posted by: SSC | May 26, 2009 at 06:11 PM
Nathaniel,
It is 720
Posted by: Dfan | May 27, 2009 at 11:09 PM
i don't get why we would spend time commenting on something that so totally is NOT football related in a football thread. especially with such a promising draft and off-seaon. there's SO much to talk about. but instead, we all have these expert comments on something that NONE of us have any hope of at all of ever knowing the facts about. let's talk about pat white or the return of JT... or those stinkin' Jets.. now THAT would resemble football... unless we're talking about the Jet's game plan (joke!). GO FINS!
Posted by: canadianfinsfan | June 19, 2009 at 11:41 PM