Super Bowl week is great because many celebrities come to town and get to experience my town. Enjoy! But some of these characters also get rowdy or drunk or somehow sloppy. And the local media basically feasts on this because it can then show you what your heroes are like in their off hours when they're not all prim and proper and telegenic.
Such is the case with Rex Ryan now.
Last night, the New York Jets coach attended a local MMA show according to various reports including this one in The Miami Herald. And while in Dolphins territory Ryan came across a couple of Dolphins fans.
According to David M. Hildenbrand of Miami, he and his friends approached Ryan and told them they were Dolfans. I'm not certain if they said anything else to him, anything that might have upset the coach.
But Ryan's reaction to the fans was quick and visceral. He shot the fans the bird.
And the fans shot Ryan shooting them the bird (with their camera). They e-mailed the picture to various local media types including myself and Jorge Sedano of 790 The Ticket.
I cannot post the photo here (yet) because this is a family newspaper and a family website. I'm working on posting it to my twitter account away from the Herald website. The Herald is also going to purchase the photo and blur out the extended digit for possible publication.
Ryan was interviewed during the show. The youtube.com video is at the end of this post. In it, Ryan tells the crowd: "I just to to tell everyone in Miami, hey, we're coming to beat you twice next year."
Point of the story?
The Jets coach doesn't have a lot of love for Dolfans.
Dolfans carry cameras.
Embarrassing photos are born.
Rex Ryan is so fat he makes free willy look like a goldfish.
Posted by: Po White Trash | January 31, 2010 at 05:00 PM
This is so cathartic.
Posted by: Po White Trash | January 31, 2010 at 05:01 PM
Rex Ryan is so fat when he goes to a restaurant he has to be greased in and out of the booths.
Posted by: Po White Trash | January 31, 2010 at 05:02 PM
This is so funny Po .
Posted by: GOpats | January 31, 2010 at 05:02 PM
Rex Ryan is so fat the only thing he can fit into at the clothing store is the dressing rooms.
Posted by: Po White Trash | January 31, 2010 at 05:04 PM
Rex is soooo fat, he has his own gravitational pull.....
Posted by: cuban menace | January 31, 2010 at 05:05 PM
Rex Ryan is so fat that when he runs, it's like a TV in slow motion.
Posted by: Po White Trash | January 31, 2010 at 05:05 PM
Thats what i'm talkin bout CM.
Posted by: Po White Trash | January 31, 2010 at 05:06 PM
Hey Po!!
How fat is Rex Ryan?
Posted by: I AM ALWAYS... | January 31, 2010 at 05:06 PM
Rex is soooo fat he has his own zip code....
Posted by: cuban menace | January 31, 2010 at 05:07 PM
Rex Ryan is so fat he measures 36 50 60, and the other arm is just as big.
Posted by: Po White Trash | January 31, 2010 at 05:07 PM
you mean boy po , i like mean boy i like it rough.
Posted by: stop the madness | January 31, 2010 at 05:08 PM
Rex Ryan is so fat HIS driver's license says "Picture continued on other side”
Posted by: Po White Trash | January 31, 2010 at 05:09 PM
Rex is soooo fat, he was decleared the 51st state.....
Posted by: cuban menace | January 31, 2010 at 05:09 PM
Rex Ryan is so fat even his shadow has stretch marks
Posted by: Po White Trash | January 31, 2010 at 05:10 PM
po you fat boy ? i like fat boys to
Posted by: stop the madness | January 31, 2010 at 05:10 PM
Rex Ryan is so fat that at the zoo, the elephants started throwing him peanuts.
Posted by: Po White Trash | January 31, 2010 at 05:11 PM
Rex Ryan is so fat that they had to change "One size fits all" to "One size fits most"
Posted by: Po White Trash | January 31, 2010 at 05:12 PM
REx is so fat, when he goes into the ocean to swim, tsunami warnings are posted for coastal cities...
Posted by: cuban menace | January 31, 2010 at 05:13 PM
Po so fat , i want to lick his hairy butt
Posted by: stop the madness | January 31, 2010 at 05:14 PM
Rex Ryan is so fat he has smaller fat guys orbiting around him!
Posted by: Po White Trash | January 31, 2010 at 05:14 PM
Id keep that to your self Madness. IMO
Posted by: Po White Trash | January 31, 2010 at 05:15 PM
cuban so fat , i want to lick his hairy butt to
Posted by: stop the madness | January 31, 2010 at 05:15 PM
it's really funny ;
Posted by: GOpats | January 31, 2010 at 05:15 PM
Thats a good one po..
Posted by: cuban menace | January 31, 2010 at 05:16 PM
Rex Ryan is so fat he wears two watches -- one for each time zone!
Posted by: Po White Trash | January 31, 2010 at 05:16 PM
where nj ? i want to lick his butt too
Posted by: stop the madness | January 31, 2010 at 05:16 PM
madness, why are you attacking the cuban ? he;s one of a kind .
Posted by: GOpats | January 31, 2010 at 05:17 PM
Rex Ryan is so fat he put on a Malcolm X T-shirt and a helicopter tried to land on him.
Posted by: Po White Trash | January 31, 2010 at 05:17 PM
gopats you fat ? if yes i want to lick you hairy butt to
Posted by: stop the madness | January 31, 2010 at 05:19 PM
cm is an ahole
Posted by: zx | January 31, 2010 at 05:19 PM
Rex Ryan is so fat, when god said," Let there be light," God told Rex to move his fat ass out the way first!
Posted by: Po White Trash | January 31, 2010 at 05:20 PM
i am not fat madness . i think nj is .
Posted by: GOpats | January 31, 2010 at 05:20 PM
Rex Ryan is so fat he climbed in the Grand Canyon and got stuck.
Posted by: beerndrums | January 31, 2010 at 05:20 PM
I'm thinking Rex Ryan was gonna be the float for the Jets Super Bowl parade. He sure is fat enough. Maybe Channing Crowder will punch him in the mouth while he is in Miami. Go Dolphins!!!
Posted by: METALPHIN666 | January 31, 2010 at 05:21 PM
Rex Ryan is so fat he wore guess jeans and the answer popped out.
Posted by: Po White Trash | January 31, 2010 at 05:21 PM
When Rex steps on a scale it says "to be continued"
Posted by: beerndrums | January 31, 2010 at 05:21 PM
Rex Ryan is so fat he goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Posted by: Po White Trash | January 31, 2010 at 05:23 PM
gopats fat , i know this he get angry. no worry i lick you hairy butt
Posted by: stop the madness | January 31, 2010 at 05:23 PM
Rex is soooo fat he gets weighed at a truck weigh station...
Posted by: cuban menace | January 31, 2010 at 05:24 PM
po.that's funny
Posted by: GOpats | January 31, 2010 at 05:24 PM
Rex Ryan is so fat when he craps his ass looks like 2 pigs fighting over a milk dud!
Posted by: Po White Trash | January 31, 2010 at 05:24 PM
nj is signing w/ madness
Posted by: GOpats | January 31, 2010 at 05:25 PM
WOW PO , you can read from a fat joke book. get a life.
Posted by: kris | January 31, 2010 at 05:25 PM
Rex Ryan is so fat... Well hell we get it it's obvious he is a fat piece of $h!t!!!!
Posted by: Cfphinfan | January 31, 2010 at 05:26 PM
gopats = fat . see he get angry
Posted by: stop the madness | January 31, 2010 at 05:27 PM
Rex Ryan is so fat that Obi-Wan Kenobi said, that's no moon, that's Rex Ryan.
Posted by: Po White Trash | January 31, 2010 at 05:27 PM
NJ has clients.. That's what he said so he must be a at home stripper... Ouch in ny i could see how it would work!
Posted by: Cfphinfan | January 31, 2010 at 05:27 PM
god bless you nj phin fan .
Posted by: GOpats | January 31, 2010 at 05:27 PM
no nj i no like nj .
Posted by: stop the madness | January 31, 2010 at 05:30 PM
I Have no life!
Rex Ryan is so fat, China keeps shouting for him to "stop stomping around up there”
Posted by: Po White Trash | January 31, 2010 at 05:30 PM
Rex Ryan is so fat he puts mayonnaise on his diet pills!
Posted by: Po White Trash | January 31, 2010 at 05:31 PM
Rex is sooooo fat he makes Bill(The tuna)Percells look anorexic
Posted by: cuban menace | January 31, 2010 at 05:32 PM
Oh yeah Kris, If that is your real Name....
I cant read, some one else is readin for me.
Posted by: Po White Trash | January 31, 2010 at 05:33 PM
You guys are nuts. Po , you're funny. Cuban , good ones. One from Cali would know alot about male strippers. Where in san fran do you live. stop the madness , you need help , my boy.
Posted by: cardoza | January 31, 2010 at 05:34 PM
Rex Ryan is so fat his feet never get wet when he takes a shower!
Posted by: Po White Trash | January 31, 2010 at 05:34 PM
Rex Ryan is so fat, Shonn Greene ran around him twice and got lost.
Posted by: Po White Trash | January 31, 2010 at 05:37 PM
Rex Ryan is so fat the National Weather Service names each one of his farts.
Posted by: Po White Trash | January 31, 2010 at 05:39 PM
Rex Ryan is so fat the NY Jets use him for weight equipment.
Posted by: Po White Trash | January 31, 2010 at 05:40 PM
Rex Ryan is so fat when he steps on a scale; it reads "one at a time, please"
Posted by: Po White Trash | January 31, 2010 at 05:41 PM