Super Bowl week is great because many celebrities come to town and get to experience my town. Enjoy! But some of these characters also get rowdy or drunk or somehow sloppy. And the local media basically feasts on this because it can then show you what your heroes are like in their off hours when they're not all prim and proper and telegenic.
Such is the case with Rex Ryan now.
Last night, the New York Jets coach attended a local MMA show according to various reports including this one in The Miami Herald. And while in Dolphins territory Ryan came across a couple of Dolphins fans.
According to David M. Hildenbrand of Miami, he and his friends approached Ryan and told them they were Dolfans. I'm not certain if they said anything else to him, anything that might have upset the coach.
But Ryan's reaction to the fans was quick and visceral. He shot the fans the bird.
And the fans shot Ryan shooting them the bird (with their camera). They e-mailed the picture to various local media types including myself and Jorge Sedano of 790 The Ticket.
I cannot post the photo here (yet) because this is a family newspaper and a family website. I'm working on posting it to my twitter account away from the Herald website. The Herald is also going to purchase the photo and blur out the extended digit for possible publication.
Ryan was interviewed during the show. The youtube.com video is at the end of this post. In it, Ryan tells the crowd: "I just to to tell everyone in Miami, hey, we're coming to beat you twice next year."
Point of the story?
The Jets coach doesn't have a lot of love for Dolfans.
Dolfans carry cameras.
Embarrassing photos are born.
Rex Ryan is so fat that when I tried to drive around him I ran out of gas.
Posted by: Po White Trash | January 31, 2010 at 05:43 PM
Rex is soooo fat he hasnt seen his penis since he was 6.For that matter nobodys seen it since he was 6...
Posted by: cuban menace | January 31, 2010 at 05:43 PM
Rex Ryan is so fat that he is extremely fat.
Did I get it?
Posted by: carlito from golfito | January 31, 2010 at 05:44 PM
Rex Ryan is so fat that when he goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
Posted by: Po White Trash | January 31, 2010 at 05:45 PM
Rex Ryan is so fat that he is morbidly obese.
sorry I have very dry sense of humor today
Posted by: carlito from golfito | January 31, 2010 at 05:47 PM
Rex Ryan is so fat that he has more rolls then the all the bakeries in NY City.
Posted by: Po White Trash | January 31, 2010 at 05:47 PM
Wow Po on a roll!!! Kris-sy get lost we sick of ur crying about everything puss-az
Posted by: bobbyd12 | January 31, 2010 at 05:47 PM
carlito you fat? me like fat boys
Posted by: stop the madness | January 31, 2010 at 05:48 PM
Those are the best two of the day Carlito.
Posted by: Po White Trash | January 31, 2010 at 05:48 PM
po.
don't stop keep going .
Posted by: GOpats | January 31, 2010 at 05:50 PM
I really don’t think I have explained how truly fat Rex Ryan is.....
Posted by: Po White Trash | January 31, 2010 at 05:50 PM
Rex Ryan is so fat that he is hunted by the Inuit people for the oils found in his layers of blubber
Posted by: carlito from golfito | January 31, 2010 at 05:51 PM
Rex Ryan is so fat that the only way to get him out of a telephone booth is to grease his thighs and throw a Twinkie in the street.
Posted by: Po White Trash | January 31, 2010 at 05:51 PM
Rex Ryan is so fat that he sat on a rainbow and skittles came out.
Posted by: Po White Trash | January 31, 2010 at 05:53 PM
Bobbyd12 , STFU !! This blog is BS . These people are all NJ. Are you that Dumb to fall for this. I'll kick your butt. i'm tough.
Posted by: kris | January 31, 2010 at 05:53 PM
Rex Ryan is so fat that even God can't lift his spirits!
Posted by: Po White Trash | January 31, 2010 at 05:54 PM
carlito i ask question to you
Posted by: stop the madness | January 31, 2010 at 05:54 PM
Kris-sy Kris-sy ur a pus-az and an idiot... U contribute nothing to this blog except to cry all day, everyday...F. A. G.
Posted by: bobbyd12 | January 31, 2010 at 05:55 PM
Kris is just mad that she/he isn't a member of the NJ Phin fan Club, Sad really......
Posted by: Po White Trash | January 31, 2010 at 05:56 PM
IT'S ON.
Posted by: DolfanBerg | January 31, 2010 at 05:56 PM
Kris.....
If you behave yourself we will let you be a member of our club.
You have to send $500.00 to:
Po White Trash
P.O. Box 666
Podunkville FL 33323.
You will then receive the “secret Password” The “secret decoder Ring” and last but not least the Instructions for the “secret Handshake”
Posted by: Po White Trash | January 31, 2010 at 05:57 PM
My name is Kris-sy I am so prissy, NJ comes on and I throw a hissy when all I wanna do is give him a kissy because my name is Kris-sy and I really am a little sissy
Posted by: bobbyd12 | January 31, 2010 at 05:59 PM
Bobbyd12 , you're nothing but a cyber tough guy . All of you are pathetic. Then again all of you are probably NJ.
Posted by: kris | January 31, 2010 at 06:00 PM
Anyhoo....
Where was I?
Oh yes....
Rex Ryan is so fat, he wore a red sweater and all of the kids pointed at him and said, "Kool-Aid Man!!!!".
Posted by: Po White Trash | January 31, 2010 at 06:00 PM
Kris,
Be nice or you will be black Balled from the Club.
Posted by: Po White Trash | January 31, 2010 at 06:01 PM
Kris, bobbyd12 is nj phin fan my dear .
Posted by: hdg | January 31, 2010 at 06:02 PM
Rex Ryan is so fat Christopher Columbus claimed him as the new world.
Posted by: Po White Trash | January 31, 2010 at 06:03 PM
Rex Ryan is so fat his baby pictures were taken by satellite.
Posted by: Po White Trash | January 31, 2010 at 06:04 PM
Rex Ryan is so fat he stepped on a scale and saw his phone number.
Posted by: Po White Trash | January 31, 2010 at 06:06 PM
bobbyd12 is nj phin fan
Posted by: hdg | January 31, 2010 at 06:07 PM
Kris-sy I put up my seat numbers all year on this blog, anyone could find me any Sunday home game... Not one puz-az big mouth such as u EVER showed up, or they got a look at me and smatened up... So PUS"y. Buy a vowel. F " C K Y. O. ".
Posted by: bobbyd12 | January 31, 2010 at 06:07 PM
bobbyd12 is nj phin fan
Posted by: hdg | January 31, 2010 at 06:08 PM
bobbyd12,
are you at the game?
Posted by: carlito from golfito | January 31, 2010 at 06:08 PM
hdg is me
Posted by: kris | January 31, 2010 at 06:09 PM
kris is fake kris and having a good time
Posted by: carlito from golfito | January 31, 2010 at 06:09 PM
I like how dumb az PUS"Ys who are never on this blog all year such as Kris-sy and HDG come on here and show what idiots they really are....I'd u think i'm NJ ur as stupid as a human can be
Posted by: bobbyd12 | January 31, 2010 at 06:10 PM
Kris this is no way to get into NJ Phin fan Club.
One more outburst and.....
Blaaaack Ballllled.....
Posted by: Po White Trash | January 31, 2010 at 06:11 PM
Yea Carlito trying to park, what a mess, unless ur a Club Level ticket holder u can't park inside stadium...putting us way out
Posted by: bobbyd12 | January 31, 2010 at 06:12 PM
Carlito , i'm not fake. FU !!! , nj and bobbyd12 . All of you or just nj are nuts. I'm sick of this crap. Mando , i hope your happy about this crap o here. I'm out.
Posted by: kris | January 31, 2010 at 06:12 PM
Kris, Remember,
You have to send $500.00 to:
Po White Trash
P.O. Box 666
Podunkville FL 33323.
You will then receive the “secret Password” The “secret decoder Ring” and last but not least the Instructions for the “secret Handshake”
Join and be accepted
Posted by: Po White Trash | January 31, 2010 at 06:13 PM
BYE BYE KRIS-SY sissy don't come back
Posted by: bobbyd12 | January 31, 2010 at 06:14 PM
bobbyd12 is nj phin fan .
Posted by: hdg | January 31, 2010 at 06:15 PM
Po , i would never join this BS club anyway. get lost !!
Posted by: kris | January 31, 2010 at 06:15 PM
haha kris is gopats
Posted by: carlito from golfito | January 31, 2010 at 06:15 PM
Every one wants to belong...
All it will take Kris is $500.00
That is a small price to pay for Acceptance.
BTW, we only accept certified funds....
Posted by: Po White Trash | January 31, 2010 at 06:16 PM
Kris-Sy can't afford the $500.00??? Get a I heart NJ tattoo and free membership for first year, limited time offer though
Posted by: bobbyd12 | January 31, 2010 at 06:18 PM
Thats not nice Kris....
We would love to have ya...
Be sure to send $500... certified funds Please.
Posted by: Po White Trash | January 31, 2010 at 06:19 PM
New blog up...everyone but Kris is invited
Posted by: bobbyd12 | January 31, 2010 at 06:20 PM
f u c k that fat pig
Posted by: LarryC. | January 31, 2010 at 06:21 PM
Kris,
If you act fast we will include a book of Rex Ryan is so fat jokes while supplies last... This is a limited time order.
Posted by: Po White Trash | January 31, 2010 at 06:22 PM
PO, stop hustling poor Kris-sy...If he shows up with his "I Heart NJ tattoo" u know all the bonus material is included
Posted by: bobbyd12 | January 31, 2010 at 06:26 PM
Worth a try...
Gotta get paid some how & not like Tortured Dolphin at the truck stop..
Posted by: Po White Trash | January 31, 2010 at 06:33 PM
Who's coaching the teams tonite any way??
Posted by: cuban menace | January 31, 2010 at 06:35 PM
Rex Ryan is a big fat ass and cry baby. He should go eat some more doughnuts.
Posted by: Rudy Gadala | January 31, 2010 at 08:50 PM
Dude needs to mix in some salads ASAP. I mean what is the over/under in terms of years until he falls dead from a heart attack on the sideline????
Did you see him against the Colts when he lost it? I thought for sure he was going to blow an artery.
Posted by: Rick | January 31, 2010 at 08:56 PM
IDIOTIC OVERWEIGHT WHITE TRASH!
Posted by: el guru | January 31, 2010 at 10:36 PM
Hey mando what would the chances be of Elvis Dumervil coming to south beach he played high school ball there his d-c is now ours.....
Posted by: FinsPhan77 | January 31, 2010 at 10:41 PM
Rex Ryan is classless!
Posted by: Ironside | January 31, 2010 at 11:19 PM
Salguero your such a damn homer...the Jets can win the super bowl and still wont give them props. Them fans were probably cursing at him which probably provoked him. Smh.
Posted by: Al | February 01, 2010 at 01:08 AM
I think he is good for the game. Stirring it up brings out passion. Jets are going down twice again next year
Posted by: Hennegivensunda | February 01, 2010 at 11:35 AM